Why Do You Guys All Use The Main Hermitcraft Tag? /gen It’s Genuinely Infuriating Having To Block So

Yes, it is. Sadly the squeezing and eye popping led to severe brain damage and caused you to completely forget about this ever happening.

grabs your small damaged egg like this

couldn't stop thinking about Jimmy's Empires skin and how dumb it was so I had to draw it <3

based on this image I had saved on my phone lmao

;)

okay so no one's talking about how WE DONT KNOW LIZZIES LAST WORDS???

no like actually what

"ofc we don't know she was a robot!-" HER AUDIENCE COULD STILL UNDERSTAND HER????

she did that shit on purpose. she edited it to where we couldn't even understand her

at least we know scars last words so it's not that tragic BUT STILL

scars last words were filled with annoyance and impatience

jimmys last words were filled irritation and shock

and lizzie's

WE DOTN MNOW LIZZIES?????

anyways the bamboozlers are the most tragic team in the series fight me

he also cried

a lot

jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.

Alright alright as long as you're okay! I'll try to send some in the mail soon!

How are things going in Impossible Minecraft?

I mean, I know you're weird and have this thing going on with empires one (that was ages ago pearl!!! you don't see me talking about rivend..i mean. you know. That.)

I bet you're enjoying the water, with the sharks and whatnot. Do they listen to you? What about that bridge?

@scotts-mailbox

Oh, Impossible Minecraft.... I try not to think about it. It makes me feel like I'm back in the trenches. (The exploding trees...the crafting tables...) Yeah, I feel like empires one is the best one to focus on. Plus, ocean queen!! :D Do not remind me of the sharks they aren't part of our live laugh love household anymore

[It's a ten-foot-long shulker box, which seems to be made of several shulker shells hinged together– presumably, the only way it can fit down the mail system is by being very bendy. Anyway, it's here, and Pearl has even dyed it pink for you. A note is attached:]

Good luck with your, er, "chickens". Don't worry, it's probably safe at this point since others have gone through just fine, we'd just rather not get sentenced to skyblock prison if anything goes awry.

- @pearls-mailbox

[She runs her finger across the shulker, pleasantly surprised at Pearl's cooperation. She chuckles at the mention of the skyblock before climbing in, putting in a stamp and sending herself off.] [The ride goes well, give for a few bumps and turns. Soon she arrives at a certain mailbox, climbing out and stretching her tensed limbs. She smiles at the person, giving them a little wave.] Hello Jimmy! @jimmys-mailbox

Redstone honestly scares me?- I prefer to stick to building cozy cottages and prismarine palaces, thank you very much. Yeah, I can't really think of any flower related redstone projects. Maybe Tango knows of some.

If Joel sucks, who’s the best kisser you’ve kissed?

- 🌙

i am not answering that

oh thank goodness :')

Mrow! Meow meow. Meow meow, meow meow meow. (Indeed! I am quite the refined feline. Will you adopt another cat, that is the question.)

Hmm...

@grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox

not sure why I chose to ask you two out of all people, but caaaat?

Can we have a server cat PLEASE let's have a server cat.

[ What's crazy to me is the fact that these silly little mailboxes aren't as small as I thought. There are around thirty of us. We've been mentioned by people who have no direct connections to any members. WE HAVE BEEN SPOKEN ABOUT ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS BY PEOPLE NOT SPECIFICALLY WITHIN OUR INNER CIRCLES. I was simply scrolling through the page of an artist I like and BAM mailbox mention. TWO MENTIONS. I am suddenly quite scared to post and be silly. -lou]

I'm glad! I've also missed talking, glad we can now! :J I'm doing nicely, thank you! Recently came over to Hermitcraft to visit Jimmy, so I might hop over sometime!

Oceans blessings! It's nice to finally be able to contact you. How have you been? It's been a good minute since we've spoken. -@lizzies-mailbox [HELLO HELLO AND WELCOME!!! -lou]

lizzie !!! hello !!! ive been doing great ! ive missed talking to u :( how are u doing ?

[HI HELLO THANK YOU!!]

i dont know??!? it's just the way you worded it?????

i miss my gay best friend, jimmy.

i miss him a lot.

@scotts-mailbox