Oh Thank Goodness :')

@bigbs-mailbox I think we have to nametag you

Creaking in decked out 3 is BACK ON

I'd like to think I'm a pretty good perch!

believe it or not, quite a few hermits actually work as perches for me to land on, though tanking my landing isn’t the same as keeping me up.

lotta people think mumbo and scar but scar’s jumpy if i don’t announce myself prior.

@mumbos-mailbox is good though i’m not sure how long he can withstand the weight— and i don’t want my talons ruining his suit.

@docs-mailbox is probably the best of them all, when i catch him! doesn’t stumble and i can dig my talons in for a prettyyyy long time.

:3

Empires (S1) X life series AU: Lizzie knows

Hello tumblr people, hear ye hear ye, I have yet another AU to share with you.

A life series AU x Empires SMP au, where the ocean queens husband goes missing (by the hand of the Watchers) and ends up in 3rd life. Lizzie immedeately catches on, and forcefully puts herself in Last Life. Her goal becomes to weaken and destroy the Watchers, and free the players from the inside out.

Lizzie starts the fairy fort as a cover-up, makes a deal with Joel to win Tango's game and informs Martyn of her plan. Joel "kills" lizzie, to make it seem to the Watchers like they're against one another, and the fairy fort burns as an excuse for her to join the Shadow clan.

During the entirety of last life, she sows peoples souls together with a needle and thread, in preperation for double life. After last life ends, she forcefully starts double life instead of limited life (what the Watchers wanted). This change sucessfully frees Mumbo, Skizz and herself from the games. Besides that, the "you're dead but not really, because your soulmate died but you didn't", puts Ren put of action too.

This plan works for a little bit, but in LL the watchers catch on, bring some players back (but failed with mumbo) and blocks lizzie from entering the game. She manages to get in through Pearl, but gets immedeately noticed and thrown out.

In secret life, lizzie breaks back in and now starts putting her full focus on breaking the Canary curse and creating a portal out of the SL world. She opens a portal to the end, and let's herself fall, where she opens another portal to Empires with the help of Martyn. Both of them are briefly freed, but the Watchers catch on and bring Martyn back. BUT the Canary curse is broken, and the Watchers now have less power on Jimmy. He dies right after due to his own stupidity though.

Lizzie spend a lot of her power on opening those portals, and is now incredibly weakened. The Watchers add her to the games in her weakness, and she gets played like a fiddle in Wild Life. She'll have to try again next time.

This entire thing was a brain fart created by this song

!!!! Made it another day >:]

DEMISE: DAY 01

Grian: 𝚍𝚎𝚖𝚒𝚜𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚗 Grian: 𝟹 Grian: 𝟸 Grian: 𝟷 Grian: 𝟶 Grian: -𝟷

[ GRIAN, JIMMY, GEM, REN, ETHO, JOEL, MUMBO, CUB, LIZZIE, XB, CLEO, MARTYN, SCAR and SKIZZ retreat to their bases. ]

[ XISUMA, DOC, JOE, OLI, BDUBS and KERALIS spend time gathering resources. ]

[ PEARL, SHUBBLE, and BIGB have formed an alliance. ]

[ IMPULSE has died due to no one's fault but his own. ]

MIDDAY.

[ xB almost dies by his own accord. ]

xBCrafted 𝚊𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚍 [𝙲𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚑]. Grian: 𝚒 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚘𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚖𝚜

[ JOEL successfully (surprise, surprise) eliminates DOC. ]

[ REN dies due to no one's fault but his own. ]

[ SKIZZ and LIZZIE are looking to kill. ]

[ GEM and SCAR are plotting. ]

[ XISUMA successfully eliminates JIMMY. ]

[ JOE traps GRIAN'S base just to scare him. ]

Grian: 𝙰𝚂𝙳𝙵𝙺𝙹𝚂𝙳𝙵𝙺𝙹𝚂𝙳𝙺𝙹𝙷𝙵𝙱𝙺𝙹𝚂𝙳𝙱𝙵 Grian: 𝙳𝙵𝙺𝙹𝚂𝙳𝙺𝙹𝙷𝙵𝙱𝙺𝙹𝚂𝙳𝙵𝙺𝙹

[ CLEO attempts to trap MUMBO and fails. ]

[ CUB disarms a trap left by PEARL. ]

TODAY'S DEATHS: IMPULSE, DOC, REN, JIMMY. DEATHS THUS FAR: IMPULSE, DOC, REN, JIMMY.

note: deaths described has 'due to no one's fault but their own' means they died in a way that does not involve another player. :)

tagging! @joels-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @bdubs-mailbox @cleos-mailbox @gtwscars-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @pearls-mailbox @gems-mailbox @impulses-mailbox @docs-mailbox @cubs-mailbox @joehills-mailbox @orionsound-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox @itlw-mailbox @rendogs-mailbox @shubbles-mailbox @bigbs-mailbox @xisumavoids-mailbox @skizzles-mailbox @xbs-mailbox @keralis-mailbox

I think C! Scott should eat people and be in love

Here's some text posts.

JIMMY SWEEP IM BEGGINGGGG

Jimmy SolidarityGaming:

Submitted for: Empires SMP Season 1, Empires SMP Season 2, Third Life, Last Life, Double Life, Limited Life, Secret Life, Wild Life, New Life SMP, Afterlife SMP, SOS SMP

Headcanons: Trans man, he/him; Genderfluid, he/she/they; Intersex, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “This one is so difficult because [the submitter] can see arguments for him being a trans guy, a trans girl, and for him being genderfluid. [They’re] settling on genderfluid because it's the most inclusive. What sticks out to [them] is Jimmy's insistence on respect and being seen for who he really is. He is constantly having to tell people that he's not a toy, yet he's teased and dismissed. He tries his best to display these traits of masculinity, as if that would get them to take him seriously. That leans more of a transmasc, so here's [their] argument for transfem: When Gem and Katherine invited the server to a princess tea party, Jimmy's face lit up and he joyfully exclaimed 'Oh, I love being a princess!' Jimmy was so thrilled to "get permission" to wear more feminine clothing, and he felt right at home among all the princesses, promptly getting drunk drinking seven mojitos.”

Geminitay:

Submitted for: Hermitcraft, Empires SMP Season 2, Secret Life, Wild Life

Headcanons: Trans woman, she/her; Nonbinary, she/her; Transfem, pronouns not specified

Propaganda: “Okay, just look at Gem's worldhopper storyline and tell [the submitter] that it isn't a trans allegory. Gem goes to sleep and wakes up in a world where she can live her fantasy of being a princess. She's literally trying to experience a typical afab childhood as an adult! Also, transfeminitay is such a good merging of her username. [They] don't think [they] have more specific things that come to mind right now, but the vibes are so there!”

Nothing! :D

Hi! It's me, your local Postmaster! Actually took me a bit to get my own mail hooked up to this new system, whoops... But I did it!

I build, I run some shops, I'm learning redstone... Feel free to ask me things, I love a good chitchat :)

Associated blogs: @joels-mailbox @jimmys-mailbox @scotts-mailbox @grians-mailbox @mumbos-mailbox @docs-mailbox @ethos-mailbox @lizzies-mailbox

[OOC below the cut!]

Hi! Mod here! I'm Syl, she/her, if you see notes from @sylsoddsandends that's me! I'm new to the life series fandom and a little shy still but I wanna make some more friends to ramble with so I'm putting myself out there yippee :) if I've got anything ooc to add to a post I'll be talking in brackets [like this!]

This is of course not the real Pearl by any means and not meant to be associated with her, I am just a person who likes roleplaying!!!

No NSFW asks please! I might make the occasional joke but I don't want other people to approach me that way.

If there's shipping here it'll be gempearl but whether that happens kinda depends on whether someone makes a gem mailbox account and how they feel about it! If you do I'd love to discuss ^^

Assorted headcanons may also be at play, I'm a fan of Pearl as a moth hybrid and her getting to keep her life series dogs on hermitcraft ^^ this Pearl will also remember everything just as the other affiliated blogs do!

Ok I think that's everything I have to say, enjoy the blog, bye :)

(NOT AFTER THIS!)

It's the finale of the next life series. There are only a handful of people left. The Winners Soulmate theory must be true, right? Etho takes a deep breath and catalogues his opponents. He sharpens his sword and reads the death messages in the chat. Something rustles behind him. Etho turns around. It's LDShadowLady with a gun. She shoots him off the edge of the cliff and his body falls dramatically and gracefully over the edge, hitting the last two people left and killing them on impact. Lizzie cheers. Shen then immediately falls off the same cliff by complete accident. She wakes up in the Winners realm, inside a car, and blinks. "Lizzie," Joel tears up next too her in the drivers seat. "Do you want to run the other Winners over in a car for all eternity with me?" Lizzie tears up and says yes. They drive off into the sunset and immediately hit Scott Smajor

[you know its over when you know both characters on every single mcyt gender showdown AND every mcyt queerbaiting showdown -lou]