Nothing! :D

OH MY GOD @grians-mailbox @sincerely-some-guy

Grian is going into the Fog!

What can I say, other than "Just Keep Swimming?" I heard that from a very wise fish once. I think. It's rather tragic how you don't tend to get along with the fish, but I'd say we are good friends, no? But regardless, it's because of the height. I get to be a ten foot ancient sea goddess. Who doesn't wanna be ten foot?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

I'd like to think I'm a pretty good perch!

believe it or not, quite a few hermits actually work as perches for me to land on, though tanking my landing isn’t the same as keeping me up.

lotta people think mumbo and scar but scar’s jumpy if i don’t announce myself prior.

@mumbos-mailbox is good though i’m not sure how long he can withstand the weight— and i don’t want my talons ruining his suit.

@docs-mailbox is probably the best of them all, when i catch him! doesn’t stumble and i can dig my talons in for a prettyyyy long time.

Oh- Is that a...pass time of yours? I guess you are able to say it, so I won't comment.

No no no, you aren't doing it right! Here, let me try. "You are a pretty boy. You are gay. You are good with flowers. You don't have any marine life."

How's that?

I wonder what the ocean's like over at Hermitcraft.

One, you're my gossip girlie. Two, Martyn is my rizzster. What more do I need to say.

oli told me not to ask you about his love life so i'm asking you about his love life

what's up with him and ren and martyn? i'm very confused! help!

[@twhnns-mailbox]

Hello there!! I honestly have no idea. Oli normally tells me about all the drama during our weekly tea party, but he seems very adamant on avoiding this topic. I'll do some super secret research into it though, just for you!

I'm honestly too scared to touch most of it anyways, so that's not an issue for me!

Hello Etho, thank you again for setting up my mailbox! I have no idea how you got this to work, but I'll try not to break it.

hey lizzie!

no problem no problem, these new portals tango & I are working with are totally wild, but I think we got the redstone pretty stable so long as you don't go breaking blocks in it

[I am very sorry, I promise there is lore surrounding this on my blog if you’re that curious.]

[Your mailbox is trapped, when you next open the barrel to access your mail, water will shoot out of it]

[There is a letter inside a waterproofed shulker , and inside is a crumpled piece of paper with a simple]

From, Martyn <3

[You’ve also heard of him doing this to a few others. Ooc I am again very sorry]

- @itlw-mailbox

[It's quite alright! I've gone ahead and read up on the lore, thanks for letting me know. We love a bit of tomfoolery >:3] [She lets out a surprised yelp at the sudden gust of water, immediately getting soaked. She pulled the shulker out, reading the letter before letting out a gasp of annoyance. She crumpled the letter and threw it into the water stream, before walking off with her hands on her hips.] [...A few seconds later she came back, remembering that her mailbox was indeed trapped and that was a problem. She inspected the mailbox for a moment before letting out an audible groan, muttering under her breath.] I'll need to get Etho or Pearl to help...can't believe Martyn's making me ask them to come all the way over here again. Stupid, blonde, little...

[was not expecting to see fanart of jimmy crushing a watermelon between his thighs while looking for references but honestly not complaining -lou]

Why I adore your hair. Lovely color! Tell me, is there anything you’ve wished to Know? I’ve been positively bored out of my mind with striking deals, so I’ve switched to a more generous approach. Anything you’d like, I can most probably tell you!

- Stardust 💫

( @stardusts-mailbox )

Oh, thank you! Anything I wish to know? Hmm... I can't think of much, so how about you tell me about yourself? It's completely fine if not, however. Thank you for your offer!

WHAT

that was the best part

jimmy and i are married, by the way. dude could NOT wait to put a ring on it.