honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???
like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers
Well....its not an animal...but it is a plush
They apparently weren't armed enough....I mean we all know how it ended right?
In Harry Potter every teacher and student was armed. Defense against the dark arts was pretty much firearm training.
Something me and my sister discussed extensively.
[Well its more of a what-if]
But, I present you with the thought that, one day a Kent (be it Kon, Jon, or Clark, whichever you personally prefer,) finds country rap and then starts listening to it all the time.
It specifically it makes them feel "edgy" even though they always play the clean versions of the songs, after all "Mr. Boy Scout" can't have his kids walking around saying bad words now can he? 😆😆
You can only reblog this today.
- You thought the family playing Monopoly was bad oh boy you haven’t seen nothing yet
- Tim is a master at the game, somehow winning every round no matter what the topic is
- Dick is convinced Tim is hacking the game, but lets it slide because he has bigger problems with always finishing one point behind Jason
- Jason actually IS hacking the game by making his score always one point higher than Dick’s just to screw with him
- Damian gets agrivated by coming in last place for the eighth time in a row that he breaks his laptop in half
- Steph and Cass teamed up and are always in second and third place
- Duke is just trying to get in the top three and agrees to share his laptop with Damian
- Bruce just thought this would be a simple and fun quiz to test his partners’ knowledge but has second thoughts when Tim wins again and Damian almost slices his head off with his sword
I think the correlation between batman and his mother needs to be talked about more. they both devoted their lives to fighting crime with a whole secret identity. and they were both willing to die for it, and one of them did in the end. both of them are established to be mentally ill in some capacity. both of them generally had the same interests. they were both seen as dumber and simpler in the public eye (Martha being “just a housewife” and Bruce being just a himbo playboy) both considered Alfred to be their safe person, the one person they could talk to about anything. they both have the same handwriting for gods sake. Martha isn’t brought up a lot in comics unless it directly correlates with batman himself, but when she does, she is literally his carbon copy. hello does anyone hear this.
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if tumblr shuts down you can find me bleeding out in a ditch
Rascal Flatts released a song thats basically just "sorry not sorry" all the way back in 2006. So we all late asf.
"I feel bad, that i don't feel bad"
[Sorry, I'm not sorry.]