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They apparently weren't armed enough....I mean we all know how it ended right?

In Harry Potter every teacher and student was armed. Defense against the dark arts was pretty much firearm training.

Just so everyone knows....

Rascal Flatts released a song thats basically just "sorry not sorry" all the way back in 2006. So we all late asf.

"I feel bad, that i don't feel bad"

[Sorry, I'm not sorry.]

This makes me so happy you don't understand

Tell 'em heyyyyy......

Ed be like: 

Done ✔️ 

Done ✔️

and DONE ✔️

“Meanwhile, Batman v Superman director, Zack Snyder, has a response for people who didn’t like that the heroes in his movies kill people.”

Throw a motherfucker at another motherfucker - Bruce apparently?

Detective Comics #36 - "Batman Meets Professor Hugo Strange" (1940)

written by Bill Finger art by Bob Kane, Jerry Robinson, & Sheldon Moldoff

i can no longer take any description of a male protagonist seriously if the writer describes him as ‘brooding’

because i used to think ‘oh, that’s sexy and mysterious, etc’

and now i think of this

once you’ve been loudly cussed out by 2.5 lbs of feathers, that word only ever means one thing

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

Aren't these both canon?

straight man voice: what if batman said a lot of curse words, and wore a robot suit, and was angry

gay person voice: what if batman was a furry