Well....its Not An Animal...but It Is A Plush

#chris evans #in where he is actually steve rogers

“Girls want a Superman, but they walk past a Clark Kent every day”

You fuckin CLOWNS think you’re a CLARK KENT? Not on my fuckin watch. You dumb, headass motherfuckers are barely a Guy Gardner and you think you’re a CLARK KENT? The amount of disrespect is unreal.

I accept this completely and would like to add:

Jason Todd would buy a bunch (both to piss off Bruce and because he actually likes it). He'd be sure to keep a bottle in the mannor just to bother Bruce, and would most likely keep the rest of his stash elsewhere. Obviously, Bruce hates the stuff, but Alfred won't let him get rid of it because, "it's just seasoning, Master Bruce, if Master Jason likes it let him have it!"

Bat-Burger sells Jokerized seasoning in shake bottles to put on whatever you want, but only between Easter and the end of the school year. It was originally a promo to get families who cook into the restaurants in the spring and bring the kids, but now it’s one of those weird traditions and people make special trips to Gotham just to stock up.

@jollycollectionwinnerfan

I live with a "joe"

Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!

A DC Headcanon:

[Well its more of a what-if]

But, I present you with the thought that, one day a Kent (be it Kon, Jon, or Clark, whichever you personally prefer,) finds country rap and then starts listening to it all the time.

It specifically it makes them feel "edgy" even though they always play the clean versions of the songs, after all "Mr. Boy Scout" can't have his kids walking around saying bad words now can he? 😆😆

“Meanwhile, Batman v Superman director, Zack Snyder, has a response for people who didn’t like that the heroes in his movies kill people.”

When we had active shooter drills at the ctc (we called it votec) in high school the director would come by and bang on the door he knew the teachers hid the students behind. Both years when I was there when he did it, eveyone screamed. We all would've died. So this is very important information indeed. If there's ever an ACTUAL shooter, I'm hiding by MYSELF because I am NOT going to die because someone can't keep their mouth shut.

I understand that people have stereotypes, yes. Thank you very much! This helps clear up some of my confusion.

IMPORTANT QUESTION/ DISCUSSION

I may just be a stupid white chick but, I thought having white skin made u white? Like I’m not saying this to be racist, I’m legitimately confused. I’ve just recently put the facts together that some white supremacist hate Jews, but like don’t most Jews have white skin? I’m so confused. Plz help.

For anyone wondering what is going on with abortion laws right now, this is really worth a watch.