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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

Aren't these both canon?

straight man voice: what if batman said a lot of curse words, and wore a robot suit, and was angry

gay person voice: what if batman was a furry

Damn it Loki!!

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HEYYY There I know this is a long shot butttttt....

Yo @nasa I'm doing an informative speech on...well...NASA...and I was wondering if I could ask some questions 😁 because this is due Monday and I've just started.

I think the correlation between batman and his mother needs to be talked about more. they both devoted their lives to fighting crime with a whole secret identity. and they were both willing to die for it, and one of them did in the end. both of them are established to be mentally ill in some capacity. both of them generally had the same interests. they were both seen as dumber and simpler in the public eye (Martha being “just a housewife” and Bruce being just a himbo playboy) both considered Alfred to be their safe person, the one person they could talk to about anything. they both have the same handwriting for gods sake. Martha isn’t brought up a lot in comics unless it directly correlates with batman himself, but when she does, she is literally his carbon copy. hello does anyone hear this.

Bruce: Give me your hairdryer.

Selina: What?

Bruce: Don’t you carry one in your purse?

Selina: Have you ever met a human woman?

Bruce, calling Barbara: Hey, do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

Barbara: Of course, I’m not an animal.

Just so everyone knows....

Rascal Flatts released a song thats basically just "sorry not sorry" all the way back in 2006. So we all late asf.

"I feel bad, that i don't feel bad"

[Sorry, I'm not sorry.]

Three Words: Batfamily Plays Kahoot

- You thought the family playing Monopoly was bad oh boy you haven’t seen nothing yet

- Tim is a master at the game, somehow winning every round no matter what the topic is

- Dick is convinced Tim is hacking the game, but lets it slide because he has bigger problems with always finishing one point behind Jason

- Jason actually IS hacking the game by making his score always one point higher than Dick’s just to screw with him

- Damian gets agrivated by coming in last place for the eighth time in a row that he breaks his laptop in half

- Steph and Cass teamed up and are always in second and third place

- Duke is just trying to get in the top three and agrees to share his laptop with Damian

- Bruce just thought this would be a simple and fun quiz to test his partners’ knowledge but has second thoughts when Tim wins again and Damian almost slices his head off with his sword

honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???

like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers

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