Littlebat-666 - 🦇

babygirl ur upset stomach is cuz chemical reaction of food in yo belly created 8 demon chariot riders and they rode off each into one cardinal + intercardinal direction to go light beacons in nightmare towers etcetera

a list of people who i think could lift thor's hammer

rod serling

lil nas x

christopher lee

the dude who makes the train videos with the face camera thing

misa from death note

buffy (the vampire slayer)

the dude who made the 10 hr icarly dissertation

bugs bunny

miss rabbit from peppa pig

Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: ’live people ignore the strange and unusual“. I myself am strange and unusual.

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

ADHD and autism spectrum is funny in a way that isn't funny. Like hello, welcome to society, your brain is hardwired to function the most efficiently within certain parameters you'll almost never end up in. You're either so good at switching subjects that other people don't enjoy talking with you, or you're so good at sticking to the same subject that other people don't enjoy talking with you. Fuck you and good luck.

got called into the living room because "they're talking about something you'll like on tv" and it was a documentary about arsenic poisoning

Albuquerque Journal, New Mexico, December 27, 1929

I actually hate that I can’t learn shit.

 I’ve been tested for everything from autism to ADHD, for every learning disability that exists and is out there, and I have none of them, none. I got tested, I’m cognitively above average in everything except for math, where I scored the exact average. I pick up patterns and gain info from context clues instinctively. There’s literally no reason for me to be unable to learn anything.

 I’m also 26 and can’t read an analogue clock. I know that when all the pointers are pointing to 12 then it’s 12, and if one pointer points at 12 and the other one points to a different hour, then it’s probably that hour, but other than that, it’s all white noise to me. I literally can’t learn valuable skills or information purely because they’re valuable. It’s IMPORTANT and USEFUL to know what time it is, and therefore I can’t learn it.

 There is literally no cognitive reason for me to be like this.

there’s like. there’s probably more this is just off the top of my head.

there’s transcripts in the alt text if you don’t want to squint :)