Kai: If I Punch Myself And It Hurts, Am I Strong Or Weak?

Misako: we usually call these events “traumatic incidents”, not “bruh moments” or “big Ls”

Acorn Weevil, a crochet pattern designed by Kylie Slee on Ravelry.

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Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.

Kai: “I will pee your pants”

Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.

Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.

Morro: why are you smiling

Kozu: why, can’t I be happy without a reason?

Samukai: Chen fell down the stairs

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

Garmadon: SEVEN MONTHS

Chen: what’s wrong?

Garmadon: CLOUSE SAT BACK AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT FOR SEVEN DAMN MONTHS