Ninjago But Teenager Wu And Garmadon Don’t Have Encyclopedic Knowledge About The Future, They’re

Wu: release all of the sounds that are trapped in your mind :)

Lloyd, screaming:

*cough* lesbians

Stocks down

“My babysitter asked me where I was going. I replied, ‘to smoke weed!’ So she laughed and said ‘good one. Have fun!’ Then I left to go smoke weed.

-Kai, probably

Cole: everything that comes out of your mouth is stupid.

Jay: Cole

The Vermillion Warriors except they’re made of worm on a strings

what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

Misako: number fifteen-

Jay and Kai, in frightening unison: Burger King foot lettuce. The last thing you want in your Burger King burger