Benedict Lightworm: I Was Able To Raise Three Fully Functional Kids!

Benedict Lightworm: I was able to raise three fully functional kids!

Charlotte: You have three kids I don't know about?!

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec:

Jace: What are you talking about?-

Jace, a second later:

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Tessa: I wonder where we will be in twenty years

Will: Dead

Tessa: Let’s think positive!

Jem: We will all have a nice house-

Will: … 6 feet under ground

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Alec: Hey, you know what?

Kit: What?

Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Kit: whats it called when you're like bisexual, but for like, your hands?

Julian: AMBIDEXTROUS????

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Clave member: Now we’re going to run a few tests. This is a simple lie detector. I’ll ask you a few questions and you just answer truthfully. Do you understand?

Charles: Yes

*lie detector explodes*

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Gabriel: Just be casual, try some light flirting

Gideon: Got it

*later*

Sophie: Nice work out there, high five!

*high fives Gideon*

Gideon: *intertwines fingers*

Sophie: what-

Gideon: I am in love with you :3

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Henry: So, I heard you like bad boys?

Charlotte: Umm, no, not really-

Henry: Not to get you excited, but I don’t look both ways before I cross the street.

Charlotte: That’s very dangerous.

Henry: I know. I don’t really do that…

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Magnus, looking at Alec: What an angle…

Catarina: Don’t you mean angel?

Magnus: I was talking about his jawline, I’m the angel here

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lasthourstid

3 years ago

Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?

Alastair: I die

Thomas: ... you can just say hello

Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die

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lasthourstid

4 years ago

Will: I’d like to phone a friend

Game show host: I haven’t asked you the questions yet-

Will: I know, I just miss Jem already

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