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I don't blame Ketheric for being homophobic, his daughter was stolen from him by a hot moon lesbian, his two coworkers were the grossest bisexual couple in existence, he had a lesbian who kept putting a knife to his chest and threatening to pull out his offal, and he was killed by a rainbow firing squad of pansexuals.

there are victims of the gay agenda, and Ketheric Thorm was one of them.

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I'm ready to give. A hot take about asexual Neil.

Because as an ace-spec person who enjoys sex as an activity for my partner(s) involved, people trying to erase poly/multi-shipping Neil by saying "He's demi so he wouldn't fuck them" have me really on edge. Sex isn't always about deriving personal pleasure. Sex can be an act of intimacy between partners where one gets more out of it physically than the other. You are aware good, consensual sex can happen between partners where one(OR EVEN BOTH/ALL!) of them don't orgasm?

Outside of just a kink scenario with a scene that is meant to instill frustration/not end in orgasm, you can just make out for fun. You can give handjobs and touch and finger and stroke and fondle and pinch and bite and suck and lick and fuck and enjoy just one partner getting their fill. You can top or bottom and not orgasm and still enjoy the experience for what it brings the relationship. (Not to mention Stone Tops are a real thing.)

Sex comes in many forms. Sex doesn't have to end in an orgasm for all involved. And Sex isn't always a defining characteristic for a relationship.

All I'm saying is is stop your ace erasure because you have a preference to only ship Neil a certain way. Your preference is valid until you use a label and twist its meaning to get what you and only you want.

Enjoy your Neil time, but also beware that everyone has their own Neil doll and can play with him however they want. He can slut it up(so to speak) or he can never have sex or experience sexual attraction except once a decade on a night with a specific moon cycle when the conditions are perfect - fandom is meant to be a space to enjoy these characters as they are and/or however we want.

From an ace/demi queer person, please stop taking my sexuality and using it to hurt others who want to enjoy Neil differently than you. Thank you.

it’s not gay to help another man button his shirt/jacket. But it could be

Imagine Connor on one of his first missions

Maybe he’s already died once or twice, but he comes back.

Imagine him getting a little too close to another Android

Maybe they become friends

Imagine that Android dying

Maybe even in Connors arms

Now imagine him expecting them to come back.

“When will [Name] be back?”

“…What?”

“They’re coming back, right?”

“Sir, when Androids die, they die for good. Like humans. Why would he be remade?”

“Oh...right.”

Connor realizing that other Androids aren’t like him. They can’t be remade, and have their memories be re-uploaded.

Boo! It’s a mentally ill, 289year old, art major!

I post funny things and sometimes- once in a blue moon that falls on a Thursday the 20th in an odd number month where the weather is raining, do I write.

I like WHB, twisted wonderland, all for the game and that’s about it!

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