I Don't Blame Ketheric For Being Homophobic, His Daughter Was Stolen From Him By A Hot Moon Lesbian,

i’ve been laughing at drow tav and gale ever since i read somewhere that apparently in lolth-sworn society, wizardry is a man’s work (derogatory, i can only assume?). imagine being a male drow or i don’t know an at least somewhat progressive female drow, and you finally get out of the underdark and possibly the first man you meet and team up with in the game has the primary backstory points that he’s a wizard and that he had an insane power dynamic with his female ex. i’d be having conniptions.

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

chishiya in his hoodie psychologically scaring the fuck outta a poor stupid fool in a corner the minute a game begins

Ok while I’m also a sucker for a good dom!raphael x sub!tav fanfic…

Did we all collectively forget that Raphael is cannonicly a bratty sub?? We get it confirmed in like two diffrent places- how come fanfic writers aren’t running either this??????? At this point I’m just gonna write my own ✍️✍️👹

Edit 1: I started the fanfic, it’ll take me a few days but just lemme know if you want to be tagged in it 👹👹 Raphael x Gn!Tav

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Avatar Incorrect quotes#45 Siblings be like-

Human family relationships are weird...The Na'vi are constantly...horrified...the ones new to it at least-

Jake: Y/n, could you pass the salt?

Y/n: Could you pass away?

Neytiri*Looking at the horrified Metkayina clan*...this is normal

Jake*Is eating some of you human snacks you got delivered*-so bad news dear~, Mom told me you were adopted~

Y/n: SHUT UP IM NOT ADOPTED!!

Jake*Snickers at athat*You are! They found you in the trashcan...aparently Chewbacca and plankton had a baby~

Neytiri:...Honestly, this is the best behavior in months...

Ronal & Tonowari:...

Boo! It’s a mentally ill, 289year old, art major!

I post funny things and sometimes- once in a blue moon that falls on a Thursday the 20th in an odd number month where the weather is raining, do I write.

I like WHB, twisted wonderland, all for the game and that’s about it!

THE ADS ON TUMBLR ARE TOO MUCH 😭😭

WHAT ID THIS????? I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT TODAYYYY

sorry but literally its still SO SO SO fucking funny and iconic to me that this guy gets separated from everyone for the WHOLE SEASON all bc he refused to run when a freakshow gunman is spraying them w anti tank riflefire. like. that is commitment to the fucking bit. i respect him so much for going "i could easily die but its less devastating than ruining my cool guy image. goodbye"

it’s not gay to help another man button his shirt/jacket. But it could be