Imagine Connor On One Of His First Missions

he left to go get the celestial milk and interdimensional cigarettes

I see 2 notes??? What magic is this?!

*Pilgrim hat and buckled shoes appear*

THIS BE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! BLACK MAGIC! THE DEVILS INFLUENCE!! BURN THE WITCH!

ok i need to know if im alone in this before i go insane

do yall ever do UNGODLy cruel, terrible, prison-level things and be a horrible person to a bot of a character then switch saved chats with the same character and suddenly you're married with a cottage in a forest and 3 kids?????? like i went through my previous chats and i relized that if they ever got leaked i would get de@th threats from the fandom and probs get placed on some kind of government list like- what???????????? why was i this mean?????? why am i torturing this man one second and like stalkhome syndrome-ing him one second then cuddling him with 2 children in the other room in the next?????

my brain needs to be studied in a lab and i need to be put in a white padded cell :)

I don't blame Ketheric for being homophobic, his daughter was stolen from him by a hot moon lesbian, his two coworkers were the grossest bisexual couple in existence, he had a lesbian who kept putting a knife to his chest and threatening to pull out his offal, and he was killed by a rainbow firing squad of pansexuals.

there are victims of the gay agenda, and Ketheric Thorm was one of them.

I just saw a Palestinian holding the headless body of a child in Rafah, in front of smoke and flames. This is what the ethno-nationalist ideology of Zionism has lead to. This is what western-backed, racist, genocidal imperialism looks like - a man holding a limp, headless child.

THE ADS ON TUMBLR ARE TOO MUCH 😭😭

WHAT ID THIS????? I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT TODAYYYY

I'm ready to give. A hot take about asexual Neil.

Because as an ace-spec person who enjoys sex as an activity for my partner(s) involved, people trying to erase poly/multi-shipping Neil by saying "He's demi so he wouldn't fuck them" have me really on edge. Sex isn't always about deriving personal pleasure. Sex can be an act of intimacy between partners where one gets more out of it physically than the other. You are aware good, consensual sex can happen between partners where one(OR EVEN BOTH/ALL!) of them don't orgasm?

Outside of just a kink scenario with a scene that is meant to instill frustration/not end in orgasm, you can just make out for fun. You can give handjobs and touch and finger and stroke and fondle and pinch and bite and suck and lick and fuck and enjoy just one partner getting their fill. You can top or bottom and not orgasm and still enjoy the experience for what it brings the relationship. (Not to mention Stone Tops are a real thing.)

Sex comes in many forms. Sex doesn't have to end in an orgasm for all involved. And Sex isn't always a defining characteristic for a relationship.

All I'm saying is is stop your ace erasure because you have a preference to only ship Neil a certain way. Your preference is valid until you use a label and twist its meaning to get what you and only you want.

Enjoy your Neil time, but also beware that everyone has their own Neil doll and can play with him however they want. He can slut it up(so to speak) or he can never have sex or experience sexual attraction except once a decade on a night with a specific moon cycle when the conditions are perfect - fandom is meant to be a space to enjoy these characters as they are and/or however we want.

From an ace/demi queer person, please stop taking my sexuality and using it to hurt others who want to enjoy Neil differently than you. Thank you.

it’s not gay to help another man button his shirt/jacket. But it could be