Mmm crunchy ice cream
Silly goofy head cannon
my dream was freaky last night :///
Like ‘192 dumplings are to be sacrificed a year for eternal life for the entire lineage’???
This fuckass family missed the sacrifice deadline like once, and 500 people died that night because they were all over 200 years old.
Why am I chewing on honey like it’s a fucking ritz cracker?????
I tilt my head and it decides to pop like pop rocks
Just got some compression socks, hope they help with my circulation and bones haha :)))
My eye wants to pop out haha :)
Fuck, i wish I lived alone because then I could eat an entire packet of ham or frozen bananas without being judged.
96427 minutes | 1607.1 hours | 67 days
A lot of it was from falling asleep to music but honestly, lol
Acid reflux I hate you