Fuck, I Wish I Lived Alone Because Then I Could Eat An Entire Packet Of Ham Or Frozen Bananas Without

I like me some chicken flavoured corn mmm mmm mym

i'm so tired, and fucking cold oml.

w/ a nick nack paddle wack, give a dog a bone. this old man came rolling home

barney de dino songo

mmmmm sugar

I hate the flesh eating human bag slugs

My eye wants to pop out haha :)

There was spider

I just want to be able to eat something without throwing up u stupid fucking god, why did u do this to mefuck you

MY RIBS HURT FUCK ME

You ever get so itchy it seems like it’d actually feel nice to rip off your skin haha :3

I with I could tear my earlobe off right now just for some kind of relief

Acid reflux I hate you

my dream was freaky last night :///

Like ‘192 dumplings are to be sacrificed a year for eternal life for the entire lineage’???

This fuckass family missed the sacrifice deadline like once, and 500 people died that night because they were all over 200 years old.