I Would Not Know Much Ab Religious Guilt But Something About Finding Christ Allegories In Every Book

Oh my god why didn’t I ask to start remotely I could’ve saved our friendship I’m sorry I didnt learn how to tell people about the hurricane in my head until you told me to figure out how to

Snake constellations are so funny. Like yeah I could just connect any series of stars and call it a snake. Maybe the real hydra are the mistaken constellations we made along the way.

But also, hydra’s head is very pretty. I will admit this readily.

In person the zoomies on this sign are intense enough that I stopped in place and stared at this thing

Feeling like shit and tired of scrolling through nice pictures of myself, time for cat videos

Can we have a deep intellectual discussion and then,,,

My appetite for rejection is large but my ability to forgive individual rejectees is small. I don’t forgive you, and my memory is long. Sorry.

Isnt this just the nuclear waste problem but restated?

Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.

You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.

You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?

The axolotl by julio cortazar is just him predicting fictive like a century early. Cortazar is kinnie no 1. “Suddenly, I am the axolotl.” Maybe we could all learn a thing from him. Get off the internet, go to the zoo you fucking animals.

I can say no at any point. That is what consent is about.

I drink diet coke as a way to feel something. Anything. Plastic aftertaste? Hell yeah.