The Axolotl By Julio Cortazar Is Just Him Predicting Fictive Like A Century Early. Cortazar Is Kinnie

Not impossible that this lands on top of me on the day I was given life. Fingers crossed.

Oh my god why didn’t I ask to start remotely I could’ve saved our friendship I’m sorry I didnt learn how to tell people about the hurricane in my head until you told me to figure out how to

Can we have a deep intellectual discussion and then,,,

I fully expected this purse to animate and get more detailed as I looked at it closer

Fuck you. Thank you for what you did for me but fuck you. I was alone! You wanted to go to your shows so badly so I had to make sacrifices too! Fuck you, I was scared!

Isnt this just the nuclear waste problem but restated?

Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.

You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.

You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?

I would not know much ab religious guilt but something about finding Christ allegories in every book reads to me as just a) lacking creativity and b) feeling some sort of internal pressure to relate everything to The Good Book and make your secular media consumption holy somehow.

Today someone was having trouble with my ethnic name and they made some dumb comment about it being hard. And then this mf told me their name was Wagz. Dude had to spell that shit out for me I was so aghast. You of all ppl cannot give me shit for my name.

My appetite for rejection is large but my ability to forgive individual rejectees is small. I don’t forgive you, and my memory is long. Sorry.

I can’t tell if loners are born or made