In Person The Zoomies On This Sign Are Intense Enough That I Stopped In Place And Stared At This Thing

I DIDNT WANT TO BE VULNERABLE AROUND YOU OK IM SORRY I DIDNT TRUST YOU

I would not know much ab religious guilt but something about finding Christ allegories in every book reads to me as just a) lacking creativity and b) feeling some sort of internal pressure to relate everything to The Good Book and make your secular media consumption holy somehow.

Feeling like shit and tired of scrolling through nice pictures of myself, time for cat videos

The axolotl by julio cortazar is just him predicting fictive like a century early. Cortazar is kinnie no 1. “Suddenly, I am the axolotl.” Maybe we could all learn a thing from him. Get off the internet, go to the zoo you fucking animals.

Not impossible that this lands on top of me on the day I was given life. Fingers crossed.

Fuck you. Thank you for what you did for me but fuck you. I was alone! You wanted to go to your shows so badly so I had to make sacrifices too! Fuck you, I was scared!

I fully expected this purse to animate and get more detailed as I looked at it closer

My appetite for rejection is large but my ability to forgive individual rejectees is small. I don’t forgive you, and my memory is long. Sorry.

High school taught me that im bad at writing essays. I guess that’s a skill i can choose to develop any time.

Isnt this just the nuclear waste problem but restated?

Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.

You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.

You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?