I Am Posting This To Count The Seconds To See How Long It Takes My Spouse To Like It Even Though He's

I was going to reblog this and tag it as you but then i realised you already did HAHAHAHAHAH

has this been done before

man if I gotta make bad art, it should at least be easy! But it’s not! It is also hard to make this bad art

I laughed 😄

I cried 😢 a number of times 🔢

I sweat 😓 I danced 🕺

I got 😟 shot 🤕

I ate 💅

And ☺😔 i had many epiphanies

After a whole 8 days of not touching this spider bite no matter how sore it got, I just scratched the fuck out of it and it was incredible let me tell you what, the best feeling in the world is scratching an itch feverishly like a diseased dog, not thinking of anything, not flinching at how much blood appears, only trying to scratch faster. It's one of this world's few indulgences, not warned of included in the bible, but should be.

HEHEHE they're great I love perusing them to adopt new habits that may, mysteriously, indicate I'm secretly a vampire

It turned out the reason I'm getting vampire recs is because... My boyfriend (the one I said is basically a vampire) is following all the vampire tags.

I love him

OH MY SWEETHEART I BEAR A CHARMED LIFE AND I OWE IT TO A HARD WORKING MAN LIKE YOU, I PROMISE, I DONT MIND AND I WILL JUST REMOVE MY GLOVES TO GRAB THE STUFF <3

If I'm out I like to get my boyfriend a snack or something for during his lunch break. This time I grabbed him stuff and decided on my own to give it to him after work. I get too scared to interrupt him during the final fifteen minutes of his shift, too scared to wait near the door, think WHAT IF HE GETS OFF EARLY, and out of sheer panic walk over to his car so I can hopefully meet him and give him airplane Gummies and a gingerbread man. I feel like a stalker rn I'm literally shaking so much 😭😭😭

Awe man i can't believe I have to hang out with my friends tonight and have a good time instead of toiling over the same stiff sketch of petra for 5 hours

THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND

I just recalled, to add the horrors of my dream, I dreamed that I was listening to Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill and 😭😭😭 all of the rhymes were really lame for some reason, like they were nursery rhyme level and this distressed me even more 😭😭😭😭 I was like yo I don't remember this recording being so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked

Leaving for work to see your boyfriend has tossed both of his pillows and is sleeping specifically on yours is both the funniest and cutest thing

Always shocked at my art blindness. I'll make a piece like ugh it's terrible it's trash don't look at it, come back to it a few months later like aye it's not that bad! Then at the same time make a piece so grotesque and uncanny and ill be like EVERYONE BEHOLD MY MASTERPIECE. My friends are so kind to not immediately be like "what the fuck is that"