I Was Going To Reblog This And Tag It As You But Then I Realised You Already Did HAHAHAHAHAH

I know what to do, I'll take his dishes and wash them sneakily

I am posting this to count the seconds to see how long it takes my spouse to like it even though he's hard at work

@cries-on-demand BAKERPAW IS REAL

HEHEHE they're great I love perusing them to adopt new habits that may, mysteriously, indicate I'm secretly a vampire

It turned out the reason I'm getting vampire recs is because... My boyfriend (the one I said is basically a vampire) is following all the vampire tags.

I love him

I wish you lived here too baby 🥺🥺😔

Man, this game is so cool, I wish lawyers were real

Back with more Scaiye to post (he got his ass kicked)

Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked