THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND
THE PROPHECY WAS TRUE, I WALKED IN TODAY AND THE GUMBOOT RACK WAS GONE, THEY TOOK MY OLD ONES, AND
I just recalled, to add the horrors of my dream, I dreamed that I was listening to Insane in the Brain by Cypress Hill and 😭😭😭 all of the rhymes were really lame for some reason, like they were nursery rhyme level and this distressed me even more 😭😭😭😭 I was like yo I don't remember this recording being so fucking bad 😭😭😭😭
Just had a nightmare someone took my gumboots and cut them down to regular sized shoes that come to the ankle and that I slept at my butchery job and i was snoozing on the tenderiser bench and I woke up to turn off my alarm and spilled a container of bleach on myself and kept walking like I was made of out steel because I was more stressed that I couldn't find nor accept my gumboots were fucked
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![[ID: Art of a fake baby names website. A banner on top reads, “IAmPregnant (dot) com” next to a closeup of a baby smirking deviously at the camera. A yellow ad next to the banner says: “Click here to give birth right now!” in all caps.
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It's alright, we have silent night now <3
Endlessly scrolling because if I get up it means I have to communicate and my brain is made of dried up plastic and nerves
I have a hot shirtless boyfriend
sponge miku
And I'm like :(((((( >>>:((( 🥺🥺 :( :( >:( <:( 🥺 u ok bb? 🥺
He's precious and he deserves to be taken care of at all times, even when he's seemingly taking poison damage.
I feel like such a cis man, my partner and I are both sick (flu, maybe??) and he's been a champ not complaining or anything but every few minutes I'm like EUGH. UGH. AGHCK.
@cries-on-demand us asf
I asked my boyfriend for a back massage and he just like did it?? Like for like 20 minutes too. And I was like thank you this is great and he was like no thank you I love this?? Guys is he secretly a demon trying to eat me or what, how did I strike this much gold
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