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And Iām tired of pretending none of us can see it.
If you enjoy the show, please donāt take this as an attack on you. All media has problematic elements and we all do the best we can in a messed up world. My ire is reserved strictly for the people making these ācreativeā choices.
The way the show treats Galadriel is misogynistic.
Turning the kind, matronly sage imbued with divine wisdom by the light of the two trees into a naive, selfish hothead who gets ship baited with both the villain AND her son-in-law for titillation is incredibly sexist.
They wouldnāt have had Elrond kiss his father-in-law to āsaveā him. Everyone wouldāve rightfully been disgusted. So why is it okay to do this to Galadriel?
Elrond wouldnāt kiss Gil-Galad, or Celebrimbor, or his bff Durin to āsaveā them. We would all recognize this as sloppy OOC writing just meant to stir up shippers. So why is it acceptable to do to Galadriel? Being a female character is not an invitation to use her as fan service ship bait. Not once but TWICE.
The way the score swells and the kiss is deep and framed as romantic (even though heās handing her something and didnāt need to shove himself on her like that at all!), despite the fact that Galadriel is married and elves are by nature monogamous (so much so that forcing yourself on them can even KILL them). As if everything about the narrative framing is subconsciously telling you to ignore Galadrielās POV and the discomfort she would be feeling and be moved by how āmeaningfulā this kiss is. But also itās a deception so donāt get mad! So incredibly transparent.
The fact that they also made her an arrogant idiot that fell for Sauronās manipulations, when in Tolkienās canon she is described as one of first to see through him, is also a telling choice. Especially when it wouldāve made more sense to have Celebrimbor be the one manipulated and fooled.
So why have it be Galadriel? Why not do their weird ship-teasing bullshit between Annatar and Celebrimbor? At least it might serve the story then.
Itās because she is āfemale elfā, and therefore she has to be mean, violent, selfish, and stupid. But she isnāt allowed to be criticized either! Thatās their idea of a āstrongā female character.
So yeah. Personally I find that incredibly sexist.
So for that, I rate ROP a big old ācast it into the fireā.
call my girl moby the way she whales on my dick until i sperm
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What I love the most is when a story is told and there aren't any sequels, the story is over, but there are other stories set in the same world which occasionally mention the characters from the first story like oh! They're happy! They're living quiet unassuming lives!!! They have no more story to tell except the story of living peacefully!
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My lovely patrons got this Howl & Sophie print last month, so it's your turn to see it ā¤ļøā¤ļøā¤ļø
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Listen. Del Toro can absolutely make a horny homoerotic Frankenstein adaptation starring Andrew Garfield and Oscar Isaac if he wants. That's fine and we love it.
But there's no goddamned way he could top the ORIGINAL horny homoerotic Frankenstein adaptation:
Rocky Horror Picture Show
i am becoming so attached to them
THE LEGEND OF VOX MACHINA 2x11 | āBelly of the Beastā
Technically I'm the younger middle sibling
I've got an older sibling, a twin, and a younger sibling.
the kind of scooby-do content we need right now
Guys we've been blessed
ngl he was part of the reason I started growing my hair out again
how can someone with such great hair be so cranky?
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I love a pathetic man hopelessly smitten with a woman who could kick his ass