Sero: I told Bakugo his ears get red when he lies, look.
Sero: Hey Bakubro, do you love Kirishima?
Bakugo, covering his ears: NO!!
Denki: *walks up on the mini stage at Bakugo and Kirishima’s wedding, taps the mic while all the guests smile and get ready for the amazing eloquent speech he’s about to give*
Denki: If anyone doesn’t want their mini cake, pass it to me please.
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
Kirishima: i made a marshmallow Bakugou. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him. you like it?
Bakugou: *choked up* it's fine
Bakugou: i like the strong but silent type
Kirishima: *silently attempting to lift a table*
Kirishima: Kiss me if I’m wrong but do you happen to be an only child..?
Bakugo: yeah...I am an only child.
Kirishima: 🧍♂️
Kirishima: I forgot about that haha. I meant kiss me if I'm right.
Denki: So, you and Bakugo..?
Kirishima: He laughed at the joke I made that one time, so yeah, we're pretty much dating.
Bakugo, after a long day at work: Everything's so stressful! I hate everything and everyone! Fuck!
Kirishima, voice cracking: Everyone?
Bakugo, sighing: Everyone but... you, Ei.
Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
(in the training area)
Sero: Okay, okay, look at the biggest important and focus. You can do it, bro
Kirishima: Okay.
Sero:
Sero: Why are you looking at Bakugo's butt?
Kirishima: You have plenty of great qualities Blasty.
Kirishima: For example, [points to his chest]
Bakugo: ah? my heart?
Kirishima: No, I meant your tits. But your heart is also a good quality.
Kirishima: why are you looking at me like that?
Bakugo: i want to kiss your stupid face
Kirishima: *flinches* wha—WHAT?!?!
Bakugo: *leans in and gives him a peck*
Kirishima blushing & panting nervously: YOU CAN’T JUST SAY THAT AND DO IT RIGHT AFTER!!!!
Bakugo: just look at me, shitty hair
Kirishima: [being Kirishima]
Bakugo: You better shut the fuck up before I look at you one day, feel warm and realize I've fallen in love with you.
Kirishima: [continues being Kirishima]
Bakugou: I'm serious, quit it! Fuck!
Kirishima: Not everyone is gonna think I'm pretty and that's okay.
Bakugou: However, those extras are obviously wrong.
[kiribaku in bed]
Kirishima: I have never met anyone like Bakugou, I love him more than anything in the wo-
Bakugou: [snores and growls slightly]
Kirishima: I can't live like this.
Bakugo nervous, but trying not to show it: Tomorrow at 7 o'clock . I'll come pick you up. [walks away]
Kirishima, a little flustered: Did he just ask me out on a date?
Denki: I think it was more of a statement... ?
[kiribaku as parents, texting]
Bakugou: When you get home and get the baby settled, call me.
Kirishima: I thought you had the baby?
Bakugou: Ei wtf??? where is my fucking baby???
Bakugou: You forgot to do something.
Kirishima: [kisses him] There, now let's sleep.
Bakugou i: Nice try. Now do the dishes.
Kirishima: Damn.
Bakugou, to Kirishima: So what if I am in love with you? Mind your own business.
kirishima: [looking at bakugo] who is that guy?
mina: that’s Bakugo.
Kirishima: he’s good looking.
Denki: they say he’s dangerous.
kirishima: well now he’s even more good looking.
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Kirishima: things have actually been going really well with bakugou. our friendship is in a really good place.
kirishima: last week i said "did you know a wiener dog is neither a wiener nor a dog?" and instead of saying "shut up." he said "okay."
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
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[during an argument]
Kirishima: Fuck. You.
Bakugou : Later. Now, listen you little shit-
Kirishima: hey blasty!
Bakugou: what shit is it now, shitty hair?
Kirishima: if nothing lasts forever ... will you be my nothing?
Bakugou: * gay panic * hm no
Kirishima: can I sit here?
Bakugou: wtf shitty hair, that’s my lap
Kirishima:
kirishima: that doesn’t answer my question