Denki: *walks up on the mini stage at Bakugo and Kirishima’s wedding, taps the mic while all the guests smile and get ready for the amazing eloquent speech he’s about to give*
Denki: If anyone doesn’t want their mini cake, pass it to me please.
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Kirishima: *babbling cutely in his sleep*
Bakugou: *rolls over and cuddles up to Kiri so he can wrap his hand over his mouth*
Bakugou: *whispering into his ear* Shut the fuck up.
*kirishima falls asleep on his chest after kissing with him*
Bakugou: fuck we're so gay
Bakugou: oh, you're a philosopher ? name every thought you've ever had
Kirishima: easy. none
Kirishima:*lying down* I really love lazy saturdays
Bakugou: it's wednesday
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
denki: i talked to bakugo today, and apparently, he and izuku broke up
kirshima: oh, how awful
denki: kirishima, you're smiling
kirishima: am i? hmm
Bakugou: i like the strong but silent type
Kirishima: *silently attempting to lift a table*
Bakugou: do you understand now?
kirishima: yeah, totally!
kirishima: *under his breath as kai walks away* what the fuck did he just say–
Kirishima: bakugou... hey baku.
Bakugou: what do you want ?
Kirishima: I can’t sleep..
Bakugou: well, i can goodnight.