Bakugo, after a long day at work: Everything's so stressful! I hate everything and everyone! Fuck!
Kirishima, voice cracking: Everyone?
Bakugo, sighing: Everyone but... you, Ei.
[Bakugou upset]
Kirishima: what'll make ya feel better?
Bakugou: ....
Kirishima: d'you want a hug?
Bakugou: ...*nods*
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both
Bakugou: you're blocking the view.
Kirishima: i am the view.
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugo: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kirishima: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Bakugo: I am going to bre/ak your fingers.
Bakugou: Being cute is really hard because even when I’m angry, Kirishima just kinda giggles at me and says "aww you’re so cute when you’re angry" like, no. Stop. Recognize my power.
Kirishima: [makes a joke]
Bakugo: [laughs]
Kirishima:
Kirishima: You laughed.
Bakugo: Uhm yeah.
Kirishima: You should do that more often, you look so pretty when you're happy.
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
OMG it's definitely something kiri would have
this:
Bakugou: wtf Kirishima, what the fauck is this?
Kirishima: *he poses like a model* you like them? They are limited edition AND HAVE LACES
Bakugou: *laugh* they are shit
Kirishima: *insulted*
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.