-Before meeting Bakugo-
Kirishima: he can't be as masculine as they say
Bakugo: h-
Kirishima: he is perfect
kirishima: hey bakubro, we need more halloween candy.
Bakugo: but there's only been like four kids?!
Kirishima: yeah, but one of them told me she loved me so I gave her everything.
Kirishima: would you mind asking Bakugou if he still likes me?
mina: he literally would kill everyone in this city for you
Kirishima: yeah but still
Kirishima: *Texting Bakugou* Do you know who’s cute? Read the first word ;)
Bakugou: Who the fuck is Do
Kirishima: Not everyone is gonna think I'm pretty and that's okay.
Bakugou: However, those extras are obviously wrong.
Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
Kirishima: Hey bro, can you hand me that thing?
Bakugou: *moves the thing farther away*
bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
kirishima: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis and many ily.
bakugou: o-out of anger.
Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark
Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this
Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*
Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Bakugo: The next person who says ‘owo’ or 'uwu’ is under arrest for crimes against humanity.
Kirishima: Cwimes against huwumanity.
Bakugo: I am going to bre/ak your fingers.