bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
kirishima: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis and many ily.
bakugou: o-out of anger.
Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?
Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.
Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Bakugou: oh, you're a philosopher ? name every thought you've ever had
Kirishima: easy. none
Kirishima: i drink to forget, but i always remember
Bakugou: you're drinking milk
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Kirishima: hell yeah i'm into bdsm
Bakugou: hah?
Kirishima: big dogs snuggling me!
Bakugou: ah...
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Kirishima: Kiss me if I’m wrong but do you happen to be an only child..?
Bakugo: yeah...I am an only child.
Kirishima: 🧍♂️
Kirishima: I forgot about that haha. I meant kiss me if I'm right.