Bakugou : i've never been in a snowball fight before. i don't know the rules.
Kirishima: pf... what?
Bakugou: is there a point system, or is it to death?
denki: i talked to bakugo today, and apparently, he and izuku broke up
kirshima: oh, how awful
denki: kirishima, you're smiling
kirishima: am i? hmm
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
Can I just say this. You’re amazing. And really funny. Thank you. Goodbye.
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Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.
Kirishima: Bakugou don't die!!!
Kirishima: HAVE READ THAT THE POMERANIAN DOGS LIVE UP TO 16 YEARS OLD AND Y-YOU...
Bakugou: *turns to look at him*
Kirishima: *run*
Kirishima: please, cure my sadness
Bakugou: *look at him with a frown*
Kirishima: *sighs* thanks
Bakugou: when i asked you to bring me back something from the beach, i meant a seashell or something
Kirishima: *struggling to hold a seagull as it flaps wildly* WELL NEXT TIME SAY THAT
Kirishima: are we boutta kiss rn?
Bakugou: we are at our wedding.
OMG it's definitely something kiri would have
this:
Bakugou: wtf Kirishima, what the fauck is this?
Kirishima: *he poses like a model* you like them? They are limited edition AND HAVE LACES
Bakugou: *laugh* they are shit
Kirishima: *insulted*
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
Sero: there are 3 chairs and we are 5, what do we do?
mina: bring 2 more chairs
Bakugo: Kirishima sits on my lap and we kill kaminari
kirishima: bakubro no-