Bakugou: I am a man of action. I act first, apologize later.
Kirishima a: you never apologize.
Bakugou : well, I would if I was ever wrong.
Bakugou: your name is not "Kirishima Eijiro"
Kirishima: wha-
Bakugou: your name is "Bakugou Eijiro"
*pulled out a ring*
Kirishima: *blushing so hard*
Bakugo, after a long day at work: Everything's so stressful! I hate everything and everyone! Fuck!
Kirishima, voice cracking: Everyone?
Bakugo, sighing: Everyone but... you, Ei.
bakugou: I only feel one emotion and it’s anger.
kirishima: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis and many ily.
bakugou: o-out of anger.
Bakugo: This is simple mathematics, how do you not know it?
Kirishima: Actually, simple mathematics is "one plus one equals two". Anything beyond that is already complex mathematics.
omg hshshshs WHAT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE <333
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
Kirishima: hell yeah i'm into bdsm
Bakugou: hah?
Kirishima: big dogs snuggling me!
Bakugou: ah...
Kirishima: can I sit here?
Bakugou: wtf shitty hair, that’s my lap
Kirishima:
kirishima: that doesn’t answer my question
Bakugou: You can't love someone unless you love yourself first.
Kirishima: Bullshit. I have never loved myself.
Kirishima: But you? I love you so much I forget what hating myself feels like.
Bakugou: Yeah, we're best friends, but I would fuck you if you asked.
Kirishima:
Bakugou:
kirishima: …W-what?
Denki: *eating biscuits in the background* He said he would fuck you if you asked.
Bakugou: fuck, it’s dark
Kirishima: don’t worry babe, i got this
Kirishima: *stomps his foot so his fantasy skechers light up*