denki: i talked to bakugo today, and apparently, he and izuku broke up
kirshima: oh, how awful
denki: kirishima, you're smiling
kirishima: am i? hmm
Bakugou: you're blocking the view.
Kirishima: i am the view.
Bakugou:
Kirishima:
Bakugou: what're you looking at?
Kirishima: *entering his and Katsuki name into an online love calculator* porn
Twitter tells me that this was from Heros Rising. It's krbk's boots next to each other.
Bakugou: hey, can you do that you always do?
Kirishima: *smiles*
Bakugo: *breathless* Thanks
Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
Bakugou: Eijiro?
Kirishima: yes love?
Bakugou: what are you doing.
Kirishima: giving you a hug darlin’
Bakugou: then why are both of your hands directly on my ass.
Kirishima: they are? didn’t notice.
Bakugou: So what’s for dinner?
Kirishima: *staring at the food he just burnt* Regret.
Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding
Kirishima: don’t you fucking die!!
Bakugou : don’t tell me what to do
Bakugo: hey, shitty, you have beautiful hands
Kirishima: thank you bro!
Bakugo: do you know where they would look best? Around me-
Denki: BIBLE! TO THE REDEEMER OF THE BIBLE PRAISE BE JESUS, AMEN!