Kirishima: Knowing what to do in an emergency is very important, so I'll teach you some basic first aid procedures. For example, what would you do if I got shot?
Bakugou: *eyes darkening* Avenge you.
Bakugou: you have beautiful eyes
Kirishima:*panicking* o-oh thanks blasty, i need them to see
your shield always
kirishima: have you decided on a halloween costume yet?
Bakugo: yeah. I'm gonna dress up as an idiot.
Denki: *coming into the room* hey bakubro, here's the clothes you wanted to borrow.
Kirishima: i made a marshmallow Bakugou. see? his arms are crossed because he's mad at all the other marshmallow people for annoying him. you like it?
Bakugou: *choked up* it's fine
Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding
Priest: Do you, Bakugou Katsuki, take Kirishima Eijiro, to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Bakugou: I do
Kirishima: *Whispering* That's gay .... IT'S SO MANY
Bakugou: I just fell down an entire flight of stairs and Kirishima, standing at the bottom goes, "Oh shit, be careful," as if I didn't already fall all the way down. Fucking idiot
Kirishima: I have something to show you
Bakugou: you hit send on that picture of mike wazowski and I hit end on this relationship
Kirishima: I don't have anything to show you
Kirishima: *after giving Bakugou a small kiss* no homo though!
Bakugou:...
Bakugoui: Shitty hair, we’re married.
Bakugou: I have something to tell you.
Kirishima: Oooh, are you about to profess your undying love for me?
Bakugou: Yes, I am.
Kirishima: ... Wait. What.