Mina: When Bakugou gets married, are you going to cry?
Kirishima: Obvious. Every groom cries at his own wedding
Bakugou: i don't know what to say
Kirishima: just be yourself! say something nice :)
Bakugou: which one? i can't do both
Bakugo: i'm very upset right now and nothing can make me feel better.
mina: ...
Bakugo: no.
mina: ... [looking at denki]
Bakugo: stop it.
Denki : [brings kirishima into the room]
Bakugou, trying to hold back a smile: damn it.
Kirishima: The other day, I was arguing with Bakugo and in the middle of it, he turned off his in-ear hearing aids and said "I don't want to hear you right now "
Kirishima: *gets down on one knee*
Bakugou: it's finally happening.
Kirishima: *ties his shoelaces*
Bakugou: He finally stopped wearing crocs.
*kiri lying on top of katsuki*
Bakugou: you're heavy as fuck, shitty hair
Kirishima: do you want me to move??
Bakugou: no *look away flushed*
Kirishima: how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
Bakugou: a glass of water is an inanimate object and therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic english
Kirishima:
Kirishima: water you doing?
Kirishima: hey blasty!
Bakugou: what shit is it now, shitty hair?
Kirishima: if nothing lasts forever ... will you be my nothing?
Bakugou: * gay panic * hm no
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.
[Bakugou room]
Kirishima: *bursts in* HEY BLASTY WHAT'S THE NAME OF THAT CITRUS FRUIT THAT’S THE SAME COLOR AS ORANGE
Bakugou: …
Bakugou: You forgot to do something.
Kirishima: [kisses him] There, now let's sleep.
Bakugou i: Nice try. Now do the dishes.
Kirishima: Damn.