THE WAY THIS ENTIRE SONG JUST SCREAMS HOTCHNISS

#married

bonus:

Painfully Obvious

The partner piece to Imperceptible Movements, where Emily and Aaron are just too painfully obvious.

And the one time that they weren’t.

Read on AO3.

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Derek

There were some benefits to profiling that Derek has used to his advantage over the course of his career. His experience in criminal psychology translated to simpler psychoanalysis - assessing whether or not his sisters were in a foul mood based on how many times they sighed in one family dinner, choosing his line at the coffee shop based on how disgruntled the cashier was acting that morning, picking his moments to swing by Penelope’s desk with their favorite Thai food when a case hits her closer to home than she would ever admit.

However, there were times where he wished he could stop his initial reflex of dissecting a person’s behavior, instinctually aware of the motivations behind their actions - especially when said person is his partner.

Even more when his said partner is dating their boss.  

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Jack + Aaron Hotchner

Charlie Lastra really said “Stephens, if you’re the villain in someone else’s love story, then I’m the devil” and “if you’re the ‘wrong kind of woman,’ then I’m the wrong kind of man” and you expected me to not fall for that shit?

hotch: you guys have written … fanfiction about us?

morgan: it’s not about you

prentiss: the main characters are two police officers names aarya and emilio

morgan: okay so it’s a little about you, but relax, it’s not like anyone here has read any of it

jj: i’ve read it. i think it’s well written. morgan has quite the nuance for subtle characterization

garcia: i’ve read one story. i’d be more concerned with morgan’s fixation of aaron’s – excuse me, emilio’s arms than anything he has ever written about well … aarya

hotch: has anyone else written about us?

reid, slowly raising his hand: unlike morgan, i stay away from the mature stuff becuase, that’s too weird since we’re friends, but i do write stories about when you two will finally admit your feelings

rossi: reid’s is really good, but i prefer the fics where hotch realizes his feelings before emily

strauss: enough! i don’t want to hear anything more about this fanfiction, from this moment, there will be no more reading or writing about any of my agents. is that understood?

the bau: yes, ma’am

garcia, as soon as strauss has left: rossi, tell us more about your fics

LOL: Last one laughing -  Staffel 2

“Dieser scheiß Waschbär.”

this might just be my most favourite thing 😭🫶🏼

Whatever Tomorrow Brings Instagram - Part 2

Some more insight into the online lives of our favourite chaotic Hotchner family ❤️

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CRIMINAL MINDS 4.20

Another variation of grey haired Hotchniss because I can’t get over how Hotch-like TG looks these days 🩶