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Ahhhhh yes. Unit Chief SSA Aaron Hotchner. Very scary. Very serious. Very spooky. No emotion ever. Has never seen an emotion, has never wanted one. Definitely doesn’t get flustered and panicky when people hit on him. Can definitely ask people out like a normal person and not lose all sense of the English language and how it works. Has zero sense of humor. Zero. (Although in all seriousness this man has fallen victim to the r/woosh subreddit countless times, and Garcia never fails to update) Has also never seen a humor, what is that?
…y’all…
This is the face of a man who definitely (in my humble opinion) drinks cinnamon roll frappes and changes the cup so everyone thinks it’s black coffee. He also sneaks cookies, because he has the biggest sweet tooth and tries to hide it, which is the only thing he’s actually terrible at. He also probably still sleeps with a teddy bear. DON’T CARE! LOOK AT THE WAY HE’S CURLED UP! And if not on purpose then the team sticks one in his arms on the jet and takes a photo of it, to which they all have a secret album of and add to frequently. This is the face of a goof. DONT CARE! It’s my tumblr.
this is the first time i've done this – feel free to leave requests!
Bonus:
delusional post for s18:
to give the cm writers a chance to finally right their wrongs, emily dates a 6’2 prosecutor with huge hands and has a son from a previous marriage and is partial to designer ties and recently acquired reading glasses 👀
maybe he sometimes texts her in the morning or at night when he knows she’s working a case or smth and can’t take a phone call idk
pick up what i’m putting down, writers. pick. it. up. ✍️
what organs would i have to sell to see this version of hotchniss together
ma'am. you're on the job, keep your eyeballs in your pants.
it's like mulder yelling for scully this entire episode
this pic is so funny to me, hotch and emily look like they're married and reid is their oldest son
— emily prentiss & aaron hotchner
before / during / & after
EMILY PRENTISS & AARON HOTCHNER and their complete lack of personal space
the way emily is into loyal, family men and what is hotch? exactly that, i'd say!!
hi hi!! how are youuu??💓 i don’t think i’ve ever dropped anything into your inbox (shame on me) BUT let’s talk about going on vacation with aaron🥹 i just know he’d try and make it as special as possible for you <3
you’d spend the day walking through the town you’re staying in, taking in all the little cafes and shops, getting gifts for jack (and maybe also the team), also, you’d go to the beach, sunbathing together, maybe going for a swim. later on you get ready for dinner, him watching you intently while putting your makeup and jewellery on etc😵💫🥰 after dinner you’ll absolutely be going for a late night walk on the beach, hand in hand, and every day feels just like a dream at this point🥺😭 as you can tell i’m down BAD lmaooo
HIII my sweet i'm doing well, i hope the same for you 💓 and hehe i'll forgive you since you brought up aaron on vacation 🤭🥰 absolutely YES <333
just 🥹 seeing aaron so carefree <3333 he's entirely a different man while on vacation. no stress on his shoulders (you won't even allow the premeditative stress because you know his mind will drift to everything waiting at home), sleeping in, eating yummy food rather than the usual takeout while on a case. AND undivided and uninterrupted time with you?? that's his vacation right there 🥰🥰💓💞
exploring the cute town together is the first thing you do - kinda. your flight lands mid-afternoon, so by the time you get to the hotel, unpack, refresh, it's getting dark. you more so get a preview - getting some dinner there, walking past some shops (hehe you nudge aaron as you pass a souvenir one, 'we have to come back and get something for jack 🥺🥹'). it's just such an amazing feeling - knowing your vacation has just started and you have a few days of fun ahead 🥹 hehe you're giddy, clutching onto aaron's hand as the two of you walk and you're talking his ear off, all while he's gazing at you ohhh so lovingly <333 💞💓💞 and then the following day, you come back and really explore.
beach days with aaron 🥰🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 the sound of the ocean, with him so close, could there be anything better?? likewise, you're soaking in the one on one time. it feels so rare to have at times, and you best believe you're not going to take advantage of his time-off for a second. aaron does get a lil grumpy because he gets sunburnt >:( despite applying sunscreen multiple times. to be fair, he was more concerned that you were fully covered and protected. but you volunteer to rub aloe on his back, and he's all smiles 🤭❤️🔥
stopppp walking on the beach during sunset 🥹 hand in hand while waves are lightly crashing at your feet 🥰🥰 you're right the literal dream
yes i am in love with aaron hotchner but i am waiting for the derek to my penelope
bestieeeee i need more hotchniss insta content PLEASE i am begging youuuu 😵💫😵💫
i have delivered 🤲🏻🤲🏻
i hope you enjoy 💋
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Another variation of grey haired Hotchniss because I can’t get over how Hotch-like TG looks these days 🩶
this look as me WEAK 🫠
some commotion for this look please..
happy aaron hotchner would be wearing a quarter-zip season <3333
oh, to have aaron hotchner wraps his arms around you and tell you “everything’s gonna be alright” 🥹
Hi! Sorry if this is a weird question, but you've mentioned in your fics that Emily is rich. I know that is canon, and I think she is even richer than Rossi, but can you specify how rich you think Emily is? Like how much did she receive from her trust fund? It's funny how you write that Hotch is uncomfortable with her wealth 🤣
Hiiii
Not a weird question!!
I always leave it a little vague on purpose because I never want to put a figure to it that seems ludicrous. However, I do believe she’s absolutely a multimillionaire and has a trust fund that would send Aaron into shock 🤣
I like to think she’s rich enough personally that she actually doesn’t have to work at all. Which makes the fact she does work, and that her job usually comes at great personal cost, all the more meaningful.
Charlie Lastra really said “Stephens, if you’re the villain in someone else’s love story, then I’m the devil” and “if you’re the ‘wrong kind of woman,’ then I’m the wrong kind of man” and you expected me to not fall for that shit?
so... just finished books lovers. no feelings. just a big void where my heart used to be. a void in the shape of charlie lastra.
safe to say that I'll never recover from charlie lastra
ITS BEEN ALMOST A YEAR. AND I STILL HAVENT FINISHED IT LMAO
hello lovely people🫶🏼 i am now sharing a snippet of a fic i am currently writing, so that i feel pressured to continue writing and will actually finish it 🫣 (below the cut!)
“I, uh, I am planning on proposing to Emily an-“
“Oh, finally,” Jack interrupts, a tinge of exasperation in his voice, “It’s literally been years, dad! Uncle Dave and I were wondering how long it’d still take you..” He mumbles the final part.
Actually, it is the entirety of the team that wonders when Aaron will finally pop the question, their love and affection for the other so clear, it seems like a crime she hasn’t got a ring yet.
Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x BAU!Reader
Word count: 478
Warnings: none
Summary: You try to cheer Aaron up after a case.
This is my first try writing someone x reader, so this is definitely improvement worthy. Feedback is always appreciated!
You had just come back from a case this morning, the amount of paperwork on this one higher than usual. The outcome was good, all children have been saved, but the thoughts of what would have happened to them if they hadn’t found the unsub as fast as they did, plagued the team.
It’s time for your lunch break now and everyone is sitting at their desks, wanting nothing more than to finish their reports as soon as possible. You look up to your boss’s office. The blinds are open, but the door is closed, and you see him going over his paperwork too, signature frown on his face. The two of you get along well, occasionally getting the other a coffee or spending lunch breaks together. As you study him from your desk, you think about wanting to cheer him up and get his mind off of this case, at least for a bit. And admittedly, you wanted to get your mind off of it, too.
So, you grab your purse and head out the doors to the BAU to get some lunch, knowing he would not take a break if you didn’t force him to. You’re back with takeout from his favorite place near the building of the FBI about 10 minutes later and go straight to his office. If the others noticed you ignoring your desk and knocking on your boss’ door, they don’t say anything.
He invites you in, not looking up from the case files in front of him. “Hey,“ you say softly and he looks up at that, a hint of a smile on his face as he sees you standing in his doorway with a bag of takeout. “I thought we could both do with a short break. Have some lunch.“
He motions to his couch as his lips curve up in an appreciating smile, standing up and sitting down on the couch himself. Aaron Hotchner is a reserved person, but around you, he usually talks more. So, you talk about something you know he likes to talk about.
“Have you talked to Jack yet?“
He nods.
“How is he,“ you ask as you unpack your lunch. That is what gets him answering. The ice that usually doesn’t exist around you two has been broken.
You talk, eat and share a few laughs. From talking about Jack’s plans to go to the zoo this weekend to the latest gossip around the building, you talk about anything for almost close to an hour, your lunch breaks longer than they should be. You both notice the time and start cleaning up, throwing your empty containers away.
“You okay,“ you ask him as you stand before him, your back to the door.
“Yeah, I’m better now,“ he answers honestly reaching out to squeeze your hand. “Thank you.“
You pull him into a hug, “Anytime.“
the accent too????🥹
thomas: “hello my dear🥰”
the way I would die on the spot if he said that to me
thomas: “hello my dear🥰”
the way I would die on the spot if he said that to me
random emily and hotch headcanons?
here are some quick cute ones x
emily - folds down page corners to keep her place when she reads
hotch - always uses a book mark, hates when she creases his pages
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emily - sleeps in his old worn sweatshirts when he's away working a case without her
hotch - wears them around the house when he's home because he knows she does that
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emily - rarely makes herself breakfast
hotch - always makes breakfast and makes extra because he knows the only way Emily will eat is if its his food
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emily - always cold, snuggles into him in the night for warmth
hotch - always hot, just endures it because he wants her to sleep
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emily - always spending (she can afford it tbh)
hotch - meticulously plans their savings (which emily then spends)
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hotch - overprotective
emily - pretends to hate it
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emily - wants more cats
hotch - just about puts up with Sergio (secretly loves him)
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