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Volume One -x- Volume Two
Hotchniss Instagram posts based on my fic Stained Glass Windows
Some spoilers for the story so far, but these will make sense without reading the fic. Please see the master list for any appropriate tags/warnings.
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random emily and hotch headcanons?
here are some quick cute ones x
emily - folds down page corners to keep her place when she reads
hotch - always uses a book mark, hates when she creases his pages
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emily - sleeps in his old worn sweatshirts when he's away working a case without her
hotch - wears them around the house when he's home because he knows she does that
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emily - rarely makes herself breakfast
hotch - always makes breakfast and makes extra because he knows the only way Emily will eat is if its his food
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emily - always cold, snuggles into him in the night for warmth
hotch - always hot, just endures it because he wants her to sleep
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emily - always spending (she can afford it tbh)
hotch - meticulously plans their savings (which emily then spends)
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hotch - overprotective
emily - pretends to hate it
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emily - wants more cats
hotch - just about puts up with Sergio (secretly loves him)
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jack: it’s old person day at school
hotch: what does that mean?
jack: i dressed up as rossi
hotch: oh i love this
LOOK AT HIM?!!!🥺
He is actually adorable :)
The partner piece to Imperceptible Movements, where Emily and Aaron are just too painfully obvious.
And the one time that they weren’t.
Read on AO3.
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Derek
There were some benefits to profiling that Derek has used to his advantage over the course of his career. His experience in criminal psychology translated to simpler psychoanalysis - assessing whether or not his sisters were in a foul mood based on how many times they sighed in one family dinner, choosing his line at the coffee shop based on how disgruntled the cashier was acting that morning, picking his moments to swing by Penelope’s desk with their favorite Thai food when a case hits her closer to home than she would ever admit.
However, there were times where he wished he could stop his initial reflex of dissecting a person’s behavior, instinctually aware of the motivations behind their actions - especially when said person is his partner.
Even more when his said partner is dating their boss.
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when my wips ask where I'm at:
Emily Prentiss in S4E13 Bloodlines
what organs would i have to sell to see this version of hotchniss together
this look as me WEAK 🫠
some commotion for this look please..
Ahhhhh yes. Unit Chief SSA Aaron Hotchner. Very scary. Very serious. Very spooky. No emotion ever. Has never seen an emotion, has never wanted one. Definitely doesn’t get flustered and panicky when people hit on him. Can definitely ask people out like a normal person and not lose all sense of the English language and how it works. Has zero sense of humor. Zero. (Although in all seriousness this man has fallen victim to the r/woosh subreddit countless times, and Garcia never fails to update) Has also never seen a humor, what is that?
…y’all…
This is the face of a man who definitely (in my humble opinion) drinks cinnamon roll frappes and changes the cup so everyone thinks it’s black coffee. He also sneaks cookies, because he has the biggest sweet tooth and tries to hide it, which is the only thing he’s actually terrible at. He also probably still sleeps with a teddy bear. DON’T CARE! LOOK AT THE WAY HE’S CURLED UP! And if not on purpose then the team sticks one in his arms on the jet and takes a photo of it, to which they all have a secret album of and add to frequently. This is the face of a goof. DONT CARE! It’s my tumblr.