I Missed Flegellant! But Oh, How They massacred My Boy!

Okay! Love those answers! How about if MC is the one who gets amnesia? MC forgets they’re in a relationship with the RO but still remembers they know them (I don’t want them to forget their friendship with E😩). What do the ROs do?

Oooh boy, this is painful. 

Elle/Ezra: Tries desperately to convince themself that they’re fine going back to just friendship. Really, they are. It takes a while for E to really come to terms with the pain of losing the MC as a romantic partner (for now). 

Oliver: Oliver is so deeply heartbroken by this that he’s not sure where to put all that pain. Underneath that reaction is a real belief of his that the MC will not fall in love with him again; that it was a lucky break on his part. 

Sabine: Tries so desperately to be helpful that it’s probably a stressor to the MC after a while. Wants them to get their memories back so bad, and is so in denial of any other outcome, that she becomes obsessed with triggering old memories of them together. 

Gage: Is determined to start over with the MC. Is less motivated by the idea of getting their previous memories back, than he is of ensuring that they have a relationship in the future. He can win them over again. Right?

why the fuck is #hobama an actual tag (it has like thousands of posts????)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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Red Hook watching this emoji plague their discord server for the rest of their lives (I won first place and they will regret giving the world breakdancing Dismas)

why is homoerotic subtext in media always 1000x better than whatever straight relationship that was scripted

Some kid crying at the precinct?? You bet your shit Dick will juggle them.

Dick ‘I grew up in a circus’ Grayson can and will juggle anything that fits in his hands.

His brothers throwing things at him bc he will not move away from infront of the tv?? Catches them all and juggles them.

Bored doing a team meeting that he is not leading and everyone is just waisting time?? Wally and Roy throws things to him as he juggles them until the whole team is distracted enough that they stop talking.

Some villan throwing knifes at him?? You know it, catches that shit and juggles it.

Some kid crying at the precinct?? Officer Grayson is on the floor beside them teaching them how to juggle.

Today's 1 am sketch is......

Young Justice Headcanons (season 1)

• Wally, holding Doritos over his eyes: My names Robin! The boy wonder! And I have stupid triangle sunglasses!

• They keep a record of their “holohockey” (Robin came up with the name) games

• After they find out Captain Marvels true age, whenever he steps into the room they’re in, Robin and Wally chant “one of us”

• Since they don’t know Robins secret ID, the team starts calling him random R names: “Hey Rob!” “Wassup Robert?” “Fill me in Roberto.” “Richie! Stop your best friend from eating everything in the fridge!” “No, Rich you can’t fly the bioship.” “Richard! Don’t laugh at Conner.” “GASP! ROCKY! How DARE you accuse me of eating your sandwich!” and so on

• Morbid humor

• The way Conner found out Dicks name, was this one time Artemis yelled “Wally! Stop being such a dick!” And with his superhearing he overheard Robin mutter under his breath, “Little do you know, I AM Dick.”

• Robin and Artemis finishing every story or report with “hashtag, only in Gotham.”

• Kaldur quotes Kermit memes a lot. And I mean a LOT.

• Conner uses the excuse of, “I’m not even two yet!” When he wants to get out of something.

• “Conner, it’s your turn to cook dinner.” “But I’m not even two yet!” “You know wha- FINE!”

• Zatanna and Wally have fights about magic and science. Sometimes at 4am, in the kitchen, which is interrupted by a VERY upset Conner because, “Super hearing. Guys. SUPER. HEARING.”

• When Jason became Robin he had to deal with the team accidentally calling him random R names, only for them to just stare at him for a minute before apologizing. Even Dick called him “Ricardo” once before immediately backpedaling

• The OG team has inside jokes the new members are STILL trying to figure out. Not even Bart knows

• The OG team decided to stick with their schtick of calling Robins random names, but they couldn’t do random R names for Jason because that was Dicks thing, so they resorted to calling him the names of “edgy” characters: “Yo J.D! Where’s Nightwing?” “How’ve you been Nico di’Angelo?” “Alright Malfoy, what’s the plan?”

• After Jason died they could never watch Heathers, because damnit they had called him J.D.

• Nightwing called Tim “Dallas” once after he first joined and broke down in tears in the spot.

Ohueh, I've heard this one before and it always makes my heart unhappy but how would the RO's be in a situation where the MC was being tortured in a separate room from them. (Assuming it's in the room next theirs and they could hear everything.)

Ouch!

Ezra/Elle: Begging, pleading, crying. Please let the MC go, they’ll do anything. 

Oliver: Complete, utter rage. Yelling, screaming, threatening. 

Sabine: Threats. Negotiation. Offers to take the MC’s place. Tries everything she can think of to make them stop.

Gage: Tries to shout to the MC that he’s here and he’s going to fucking murder the people doing this to them. 

Game of the year

Found this yesterday, spend quite a bit of the following morning looking through here. So I guess you could say I'm liking this plenty. Was wondering about a different take on the kidnapped scenario. RO's reaction when MC just walks back into the Community, basically going "You would not believe the day I've had!", looking a little worse for wear after being missing for several days.

Eeeek, thanks so much! 💚

Ezra/Elle: Hugs them and refuses to let go. Does not let the MC out of their sight for days. Sleeps on the floor or with them (depending on their relationship status at the time) to know that they’re safe. 

Oliver: Is beyond relieved. He’s been a menace (to himself and others) for days, completely torn up over the MC being missing. 

Sabine: Inundates the MC with questions immediately. What happened? Where were you? Who did this to you? Thank God you’re home. I needed you.

Gage: Doesn't believe it at first. Almost collapses. For days, he’s been swinging wildly back and forth between ‘they’re gone forever’ and ‘they’ll be back. They have to be.’