I’ve Lived As A MSPaint Hermit On The Official Darkest Dungeon Server For About Two Months Now. Here

So with E we have the "spend the night because you walked here with an injury" scenario. How would the ROs react in the MCs position? As in the RO is injured and the MC invites them to stay the night

Ooh, interesting!

Elle/Ezra: Is used to being the caretaker type so would, first, be really appreciative and soft that MC would offer. Excitement at being able to stay the night (E is always happy to spend more time with MC) and then a little bit of...anxiety, maybe? Is this the trigger to something that they won't be able to take back?

Oliver: Immediately refuses at first. Doesn’t want to put MC out in any way. After some gentle convincing, would agree to stay. In the event that Oliver and MC have to sleep in the same bed, the panic begins. What is he even doing here? This is acting on his worst impulses, this isn't right.

Sabine: Also refuses at first, but a little less vehemently than Oliver. Is not-so-secretly thrilled. Wants to rifle through everything MC owns to learn everything there is to know about them.  

Gage: Makes himself right at home. This couldn’t have gone any better if he’d planned it himself. Maybe his injury will never get better. Maybe he’ll just sleep here with MC indefinitely. 

Imagine me popping bubble wrap inside your brain bp bp bp bp bp 

happy pride month to one of my favorite straight guys. like top ten at least

Being top ten straight guy to the gays:

I admire how, unlike other internet celebrities, your fans' toxicity is directed at you and not to the general public. Truly the opposite of swifties

Kinda like a self-eating snake. These fuckers want my blood.

why the fuck is #hobama an actual tag (it has like thousands of posts????)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

PENITENT THIEF AND THIEVING PENITENT

Everyone is a big THIEF 

REVENGE

Today's 1 am sketch is......

bird watchers when they watch birds:

No seriously, you can talk to us puki

Sighh...

sory for sending yuo anon hayte

It wasn't even on anon you stupid bitch