Mouse Bites™

the r/curatedtumblr -> tumblr migration is so funny to me. it's like going to the zoo and enjoying it so much you climb into the enclosure to live with the monkeys

So with E we have the "spend the night because you walked here with an injury" scenario. How would the ROs react in the MCs position? As in the RO is injured and the MC invites them to stay the night

Ooh, interesting!

Elle/Ezra: Is used to being the caretaker type so would, first, be really appreciative and soft that MC would offer. Excitement at being able to stay the night (E is always happy to spend more time with MC) and then a little bit of...anxiety, maybe? Is this the trigger to something that they won't be able to take back?

Oliver: Immediately refuses at first. Doesn’t want to put MC out in any way. After some gentle convincing, would agree to stay. In the event that Oliver and MC have to sleep in the same bed, the panic begins. What is he even doing here? This is acting on his worst impulses, this isn't right.

Sabine: Also refuses at first, but a little less vehemently than Oliver. Is not-so-secretly thrilled. Wants to rifle through everything MC owns to learn everything there is to know about them.  

Gage: Makes himself right at home. This couldn’t have gone any better if he’d planned it himself. Maybe his injury will never get better. Maybe he’ll just sleep here with MC indefinitely. 

bros help bros look edgy

Innocent days… I’d write my headcanons for their childhood but I’m getting oddly emotional about them. These boys needed guidance, love and protection where there was none. No wonder they turned into such broken men… :’(

The LIs reaction to coming home and finding the MC lounging on their bed, either down to their underwear or nothing at all, greeting them with a flirty grin on their face. Silently asking them to join in some fun?

Assuming this is relationship-ish stage!

Elle/Ezra: Enormous grin. Steps back to completely take MC in and just admire them for a moment. Wow. How long have you been waiting like this? I would’ve come sooner. 

Oliver: Has his clothes off and MC underneath him in record-breaking time. If MC’s intention was to distract Oliver so completely he can’t remember what he was even doing before this, mission accomplished. 

Sabine: Pouts. She wanted to undress you herself. Well, two can play at that game. Teases MC by not immediately touching them and opts to take her own clothes off as slowly as humanly possible. 

Gage: Is he hallucinating? He’s been thinking about this all day, and now MC is actually in front of him? Seems unfair to everyone else who doesn’t get to come home to this.

hey sorry for getting really pissy at you earlier because I could hear you chewing. see I have a condition called [remembers pathologizing my behavior is unhelpful] it's actually because I hate you, specifically,

not buying DD2 until I see him pull up

wish the author was still updating, i miss this story :(

Hi it's me again. I just want to say I find it hilarious how easily everyone's shit could get wrecked if anybody had a gun. MC has a gun? Just pointed at the council problem solved. The underground group has a gun? Guess they can take the community now. If anybody had a gun nobody would be able to do anything. I love that. Still though I do want to emphasize how radical of writing that this game is

why the fuck is #hobama an actual tag (it has like thousands of posts????)

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

do you prefer Tumblr or 4chan

hey man do you prefer chicken breast or nazi germany