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I present to you a recap of all the books I read last year

Play a warlock character who calls himself Vithimorex or something like that. Always mention how grateful you are to your patron, Frank, for the wondrous powers he gives you.

Slowly reveal that the powers you get from Frank are things like “sense of smell” and “verbal communication”. As it turns out, Vithimorex is an extradimensional Thing possessing the person formerly known as Frank. All the eldritch blasts and shadow conjurations are boring powers according to Vithimorex. He can’t wait for the level 14 ability to understand and appreciate music.

Yippee

yap/ramble incoming:

godddd im so fucking bored. not like every moment just like. overall

bc literally everything pre-covid is just an absolute fucking blur to me, but august 2020 i got into dsmp and there was no turning back from there. so for as long as I can somewhat-clearly remember, I’ve been obsessed with various minecraft roleplays, and now I’m just not. and its so fucking weird I feel like there’s a giant hole in my brain and life

which may sound a bit dramatic for minecraft roleplay but listen. the past 4+ years pretty much every single day I’ve thought/daydreamed about mcrp in some capacity for at least multiple hours. every day. I’ve watched and rewatched hours upon hours of vods for pure enjoyment and imagined animatics of those vods, and of pretty much every song I’ve listened to. the past year I’ve been frequently listening to lifesteal vods like podcasts in my earbuds every chance I get while at school.

and even tho my interest in each different series wavered off a bit, something else came in to replace it before it was actually gone. but now I’ve lost interest in lifesteal and there’s just…nothing??? to replace it??????

for the first time in almost 5 years I don’t have any story to daydream about that I actually care that much about. nothing to take up as much time as mcrp series have been taking up almost as long as I can remember at all clearly.

like yeah I have a few hobbies outside of watching youtube and daydreaming, and mcrp wasn’t the only thing I watched, but like. I’m not interested in anything nearly as strongly as i was in mcrp, and now that interest is just gone and I’m so fucking bored

I’ve been endlessly playing worst premade ever videos to fill that time bc I do also sometimes daydream animatics of those videos, and I’m trying to get into d20 (partially bc the half-goofy half-dramatic tone + the fact its roleplay is similar to mcrp and partially bc i already watch+enjoy some other dropout shows so it’s easier to convince my brain to watch it) and the story is interesting but dnd’s long fight scenes are really not engaging for me so it’s tough

ok the process of writing this and putting it into words has made me realize that either mcrp as a whole or the individual smps I switched through being obsessed with may have been special interests (i got diagnosed w/ autism like a week ago) and thats why I feel so empty without it so im gonna go look into that bye 👍

Oh my god Sami you stole my tag system how could you/s

Paint….must paint…everything cleaaan /ref

Guess That Rec: Round 2, Poll 16

Rec #61

A future dystopia where the elite thrive and the poor scrape by to survive, while the police abuse their authority to keep the poor down? A teen rebel going against that system to get revenge on his ex-bff? A charismatic cult leader trying to lay low and build up an army of supporters to seize control of these power systems for himself? A secret doomsday prophecy, with a competition arranged solely to create a force against it? It’s got everything and then some!

Rec #64

It's a coming-of-age story about friendship, found family, and learning that you can be who you want to be. There's many canonically queer characters, including lesbian and bisexual main characters, a few trans coded characters, and even a non-binary character. There's also many disabled characters, including a canonically blind main character and autistic coded characters! It's got enemies to lovers (and enemies and lovers ;)), forced proximity (>//<), rivals to lovers, love triangles!!! and secret romance. not to mention the strong female characters! more than half of the main characters are female! but get this… it all happens… IN SPACE!! You've got to read it!!

Old Visitor’s Pass zine submission featuring a selection of Magnus Archives haunted artifacts.

Hey I get it. I am still not over the silt verses ending (i fully never listened to the last episode.)

I also find the combat parts of d20 boring but there are seasons that don't have that problem.

A Court of Fey & Flowers has very little combat

Metropolis

Misfits and Magic

and Never Stop Blowing Up

all use different systems then dnd so they shouldn't have the combat problem.

And I am sorry for this but If you want more goofy toned roleplay with semi-serious character beats may I recommend a live-play podcast called Dungeons and Daddies. It is very stupid and has a surprising amount of heart. The first 2 seasons need to be listened to in order but you can watch the 3rd season with out the first 2. You should listen to the third one first not because It is better than the first 2 but because stuff is going down, and I want someone to talk about it with when it drops. (Franis Farnsworth my beloved)

yap/ramble incoming:

godddd im so fucking bored. not like every moment just like. overall

bc literally everything pre-covid is just an absolute fucking blur to me, but august 2020 i got into dsmp and there was no turning back from there. so for as long as I can somewhat-clearly remember, I’ve been obsessed with various minecraft roleplays, and now I’m just not. and its so fucking weird I feel like there’s a giant hole in my brain and life

which may sound a bit dramatic for minecraft roleplay but listen. the past 4+ years pretty much every single day I’ve thought/daydreamed about mcrp in some capacity for at least multiple hours. every day. I’ve watched and rewatched hours upon hours of vods for pure enjoyment and imagined animatics of those vods, and of pretty much every song I’ve listened to. the past year I’ve been frequently listening to lifesteal vods like podcasts in my earbuds every chance I get while at school.

and even tho my interest in each different series wavered off a bit, something else came in to replace it before it was actually gone. but now I’ve lost interest in lifesteal and there’s just…nothing??? to replace it??????

for the first time in almost 5 years I don’t have any story to daydream about that I actually care that much about. nothing to take up as much time as mcrp series have been taking up almost as long as I can remember at all clearly.

like yeah I have a few hobbies outside of watching youtube and daydreaming, and mcrp wasn’t the only thing I watched, but like. I’m not interested in anything nearly as strongly as i was in mcrp, and now that interest is just gone and I’m so fucking bored

I’ve been endlessly playing worst premade ever videos to fill that time bc I do also sometimes daydream animatics of those videos, and I’m trying to get into d20 (partially bc the half-goofy half-dramatic tone + the fact its roleplay is similar to mcrp and partially bc i already watch+enjoy some other dropout shows so it’s easier to convince my brain to watch it) and the story is interesting but dnd’s long fight scenes are really not engaging for me so it’s tough

ok the process of writing this and putting it into words has made me realize that either mcrp as a whole or the individual smps I switched through being obsessed with may have been special interests (i got diagnosed w/ autism like a week ago) and thats why I feel so empty without it so im gonna go look into that bye 👍

For anyone interested I extended the Juno Steel covers to fit iPhone wallpaper size

Im in the vc lol

everyone in the discord vc turned their camera on im gonna die