Toast: If I Punch Myself And It Hurts Am I Strong Or Weak?

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

She’s holding my hand waiting for me to grab on 🥰

It's my 4 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Coincidentally, it's also my birthday!

Canon

he's a bit nervous

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

I wish I had the super power to squeeze the perfect amount of tomato sauce into the tiny sauce bowl thing so I wouldn't have to get up to go get more but there wouldn't be any that I'd have to scrape out before putting it in the dishwasher

Just realized my sexuality is technically 'Dick' even tho I'm ace

Now here me out:

I am biromantic and asexual, to shorten that it's biro-ace

a biro is a pen, so pen-ace

pen-ace sounds a lot like what people say when they don't want to get in trouble (or demonetized) for saying penis

pen-ace = penis

therefore my sexuality is 'Dick'

Honeymoon #TTM 🔥 patreon.com/rgbcn

We were upset with that YS line, so I did my own version of the events. You can check the full uncensored 3 spicy sequence drawings only on my patreon & discord (spicy club and up).

First drawing was done live on youtube, you can watch it here https://youtu.be/be2JeXgPQNo

And if you want, there’s a lovely and sexy fanfic about the honeymoon too that Sssyzygy1 wrote for the same reason! Seriously, read it and leave a review! Thanks for mentioning me and the ladies on discord hehehe. https://www.fanfiction.net/s/13832273/1/Overwhelmed

#TTM!

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