I wish I had the super power to squeeze the perfect amount of tomato sauce into the tiny sauce bowl thing so I wouldn't have to get up to go get more but there wouldn't be any that I'd have to scrape out before putting it in the dishwasher
shamy + types of kisses { insp. }
throughout my lifetime, periods of stress & illness have corresponded to weight loss, while periods of recovery have corresponded to weight gain. If people I see once a year are going out of the way to tell me how healthy I look when I’m at the lowest point of health in my life, and those comments disappear once I start actually recovering–that tells me we have to have a serious conversation about the way our culture criminalizes weight, and uses “health” as an excuse to do it.
weight and health have exceptionally little to do with each other, stop fucking insisting they do.
Valkyrae: Hey, Brooke is here!
Corpse: I'll call the exterminator.
Yeah, reblog that shit
that's true love
getting a note on a super old post
Corpse: [Sneaks into the house wearing a huge bag]
Rae: What's in the bag?
Corpse's bag: meow
Corpse:
Rae:
Corpse: Drugs
Alternative version:
Corpse's bag: meow
Corpse:
Rae:
Corpse: Bingus
YES
deer dad
They/Them | ✨ Agender ✨ | Bi without the Sexual | Wish porn bots would stop following me ✌
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