Correction: Lifting Is Chill 80s Pop (i.e David Bowie, The Police, Etc). Cardio Is Hype 2000s Pops (i.e

Random ASOUE Headcanons

Most of these take place in some miscellaneous undefined AU that is much happier than cannon.

*Isadora and Quigley are thrill seekers and do really reckless things when they’re together that consequently give Duncan a stomach ache. 

*However Duncan and Quigley do stupid things together that make Isadora role her eyes. Not stupid in a reckless way, but still in a ‘what the fuck were you thinking?’ sort of way. Things like chugging 3 gallons of water and not going pee for 3 hours on a dare.

*Violet doesn’t have any fucks left to give

*Violet is a wine aunt

*We already knew this but Klaus has woke barista energy and is supremely sassy

*As a teenager Sunny is a total stereotypical badass

*Duncan is a terrible babysitter

*Klaus Baudelaire has had too many iced coffees

*Klaus, Duncan, and Isadora are insomniacs but in completely different ways

*Klaus was just up that late because he had too much caffeine and he was reading and he didn’t know what time it was. 

*Duncan’s been procrastinating all day but got a burst of energy and works manically between the hours of midnight and 3 AM

*Isadora is just full of energy and down to party or she wants to quietly look at the stars and write poems, no inbetween. 

Totally agree. Not to mention the fact that Katniss wasn't trying to be the face of a rebellion, it just kind of happened to her. The biggest difference I noticed between THG and SOTR is that Haymitch was trying to end the games and actively rebel while Katniss would love that to happen but is primarily focused on the survival of herself and her family.

Katniss accidentally became the face of a revolution through a mixture of her natural reactions to her situation being publicized and the orchestration of those that have been behind the rebellion for decades.

It is not a teenage girl saves the world story it is a teenage girl becomes propaganda story.

Suzanne Collin’s just said fuck you to everyone who’s ever critiqued the Hunger Games as being a “teen girl saves the day” story. She said oh, Mockingjay didn’t make it clear enough? Here’s a book about how people have been rebelling for decades only to have their efforts suppressed and propagandized. Rebellion takes time and it takes failure and Katniss may have been the spark that ignited the wildfire but she did so standing atop the doused flames of everyone who came before her.

my mom's watching law and order in the other room and one of the characters referred to LGBTQIA+ as just "LGBT," and another character (an LGBTQIA+ activist, i assumed) corrected him by saying "LGBTQIA." i got really fucking hopeful because she was recognizing these identities, but when someone asked her what the "QIA" meant, she said "Queer, Intersex, Ally." not to be a dramatic bitch or anything, but as an asexual, my heart shattered. this was said by someone who either "supported" or was a part of the LGBTQIA+ community.

i'm going to say this one more time:

THE "A" IS FOR ASEXUAL/AROMANTIC/AGENDER. ALLIES ARE NOT PART OF THE LGBTQIA COMMUNITY. IT IS NOT A SEXUALITY OR GENDER IDENTITY. YOU ARE CISHET. YOU ARE NOT OPPRESSED FOR SUPPORTING US.

I AM SICK OF THESE IDENTITIES GETTING ERASED. IF YOU CLAIM THE A IS FOR "ALLY," GET OFF MY BLOG.

reblog if you support your ace, aro and agender friends

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{disclaimer: i appreciate and love allies and all your support, but you are still not part of the community.}

Growing up seems like it sucks. Ya know? I'm good with 16. 17 is as close to adulthood as I'm willing to get. Independent but not like responsible for anything

Peter and Edmund from Narnia have the same energy as Thor and Loki

I literally hate whoever got rid of the oxford comma

Finally saw Black Widow and let me just say...

I would die for Yelena

Pinterest is just a filtered version of Tumblr and Twitter

When your watching movies alone do you get up and dance to happy end credits music or are you normal?

When you realize that you’ve fully gone from listening to Panic! at the Disco to experiencing it.