Random ASOUE Headcanons

When your watching movies alone do you get up and dance to happy end credits music or are you normal?

When you realize that you’ve fully gone from listening to Panic! at the Disco to experiencing it.

is it blasphemy to listen to a Kanye song immediately followed by Taylor Swift?

Me: goes through emo phase, adds mcr to my playlist and never removes it

Spotify: yeah, but we're not going to play that unless you ask for it, emo phase is over

Spotify as I'm scrolling through Umbrella Academy posts on tumblr: MCR!!!!

Sanfrancisco

The Bay Bridge and Big dreams 

She first glimpsed all those years ago

The dreams she’d have years from then

It’d be impossible to know

The way the water shimmered from all the brilliant light

Her heart fluttered like it would years from then

With her restlessness and will to fight

The cool breeze, the midnight air, the miraculous breathless delight

All the things she feels, and forgets are from that night

That night in San Francisco where all dreams could come true

After all she was very young and therefore hardly knew

She hardly knew of the world, of her own desire to explore

Her ambitions still a mystery, her heart not strong enough to roar 

She keeps on going day to day

To achieve her dreams, come what may

The dreams she felt but could not see all those years ago

Her big dreams from the Bay Bridge that night in San Francisco

A poem

I'm going to hate you

I'm going to love you

I'm going to want to kiss, marry and kill you

I'm going to want to hug you

I'm going to want to hurt you

But most importantly. .

I'm never going to need you

Bridgertons Sports/Workouts Headcannons

I’m sorry this is really weird and I don’t see a lot of oddly specific headcannony type stuff in this fandom, but it popped into my head and IDK why. 21st century AU obvi

Anthony: He played football (soccer) in school. Maybe he joins a rec league as an adult, IDK. Him and Simon definitely played football together when they were in school. I feel like Simon went on to play longer than Anthony and at a higher level. But he hits the gym pretty regularly, headphones in and zoned out, lifting workouts. 

Benedict: Look, this guy has played sports, he’s been to a gym, but he does not play sports or go to the gym. He definitely played sports with his brothers or friends when he was a kid and stuff. He’s probably tried to start a couple workout programs, or randomly goes to the gym, but its not something he consistently does. Definitely makes it his new years resolution to get fit every couple of years and stops going to the gym by the end of January. 

Colin: He plays rugby. Rugby is a very social sport and Colin is a fun social guy. He doesn’t play at an elite level or anything. He plays for a casual club team and lives for the post-game socials. He’s a bit cheeky so I definitely see him as a #9. Bonus: Penelope also plays rugby. This might be inner rugby player projecting, but I think they are an adorable rugby couple. 

Daphne: Daphne is your classic basic hot girl at the gym. She is like a fitness influencer type, but more casual about it. She does incline walks on the treadmill, she wears cute matching legging sets in pastel pinks and blues, she lifts to. She goes to the gym with Simon and at the end of their workouts they take a mirror selfie at the gym. 

Eloise: I’m a little unsure with this one. I feel like she either doesn’t bother or she does some random sport that really reflects who she is. Maybe a sport she played while she was in school, but doesn’t do anything as an adult. She might have done rugby with Penelope or something kind of random and niche like fencing. 

Francessca: This is where its going to start getting rough because I haven’t read the books, but from what I gather Fran is kind of the smart one, kind of the tough one, but like keeps to herself. I see her doing something a little niche but totally bad ass like boxing. 

Gregory: Football (soccer), typical British child playing a mainstream British sports. I can’t picture this kid as grown-up so that’s all I got.

Hyacinth: Hyacinth is wild, she is unhinged. I feel like she does not do any consistent sport or workout program, but she tries a bunch of different things and is pretty great at a lot of things. She’s definitely gotten like thrown of the field during a football match for like getting mad at the referee or getting too competitive or something. It’s great. 

SOS by ABBA is insanely Cherik coded.

"I've tried to reach for you but you have closed your mind" I know it's low hanging fruit but it fits so perfectly!

Throwback to the time I was late to school because in my dream I was decorating Buckingham palace and I couldn't wake up because if I didn't finish i would disappoint the Queen.

Okay, this never happens. I just sat down for a solid 3 and a half hours and wrote a fic from start to end in a draft format that closely resembles mid-draft as opposed to first draft. My concentration never wavered.

I’m afraid