Me: Goes Through Emo Phase, Adds Mcr To My Playlist And Never Removes It

My sister said that being around our family for too long decreased her maturity and intelligence level. At first I was offended but as I remembered that I started my day putting on coca-cola lip smackers while jamming to Soulja Boy and proceeded to order a coffe with 2 "kumps of caramel squirrel" at the dunkin donuts drive through that maybe she had a point.

When your watching movies alone do you get up and dance to happy end credits music or are you normal?

VOTE HIM OUT

Trump’s Claim on Handling a Pandemic

Happy Valentines Day Darling (a poem)

6 months ago I fell in love My future felt so sure It was something wonderful. Something I've never felt before I felt it in my heart; I knew it in my mind

Slowly but surely it seemed to fade, And now we're out of time. So happy Valentines day darling... A day we'll never get to share. Sometimes I'm glad you're gone. Sometimes I fear no one will ever compare

I'll miss your perfect face and the way you held me close at night. But I won't miss feeling out of place, like something wasn't right.

I'll miss the dreams we used to have of a future we could share. But I won't miss being told you're my savior because that wasn't fucking fair.

When we were both our best selves, we were a perfect match.

I slowly lost myself by clinging to you. You confused me, but to you, I latched.

So happy Valentines day darling! to all we could've been. to all we never were. and all we never will be again.

Hear me out. a political show like House of Cards but instead of it being about a cunning politician manipulating the system for power it's about a confused politician who accidentally gets involved in politics, isn't super passionate, doesn't know what's happening, but somehow stumbles their way to the presidency. All the other politicians and this character are absolutely fucking baffled.

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Rewatching WandaVision "Boys handle the military" is the most underapreciated line in the MCU

Parallels between Tommy Boy and Thor: Ragnarok

- adoptive brothers with black cat and golden retriever energy

- some argument over inheriting the family business (throne of Asgard and Callahan auto parts respectively)

- brothers don’t shake hands, brothers gotta hug

- the brothers learn to actually work together/like each other 

Relatable Quotes From My Kindergarten Diary

“I’m very happy I have no afterschool” (as in nothing I have to do after school)

“I also hope I can clear my head and make myself laugh”

“I don’t know who I am”

“Here are my goals: be myself for at least one day...”

“I want to go home. I want my water bottle”

Sanfrancisco

The Bay Bridge and Big dreams 

She first glimpsed all those years ago

The dreams she’d have years from then

It’d be impossible to know

The way the water shimmered from all the brilliant light

Her heart fluttered like it would years from then

With her restlessness and will to fight

The cool breeze, the midnight air, the miraculous breathless delight

All the things she feels, and forgets are from that night

That night in San Francisco where all dreams could come true

After all she was very young and therefore hardly knew

She hardly knew of the world, of her own desire to explore

Her ambitions still a mystery, her heart not strong enough to roar 

She keeps on going day to day

To achieve her dreams, come what may

The dreams she felt but could not see all those years ago

Her big dreams from the Bay Bridge that night in San Francisco