I Found It Agian Let’s Goooooo

Top three scariest halllween costumes:

3. Landlord

2. Sexy Landlord

1. Unsexy Landlord

Gonna be doing the nixon tapes at karaoke night

wow these men really know how to lay down a groove i see why you trust them

my uncle really be like “hmmm my brothers wife would make for an excellent mother figure”

she skulks on my shrieker until my sensor does the warden

women who say poggers gotta be one of my favourite genders

me, shortly before lunging for the officers service weapon: what’s up cracker *slaps ass*

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees

what if instead of being deftones they were called freak tones and they were actually exactly the same :)