Me, Clicking The Link And Watching It Start Slowly Loading Youtube On One Bar Of Data: I’m About To

best praise comment i’ve seen so far was “are these the antifa super soldiers i’ve heard so much about”

every song that became popular exlusively from tiktok will be on youtube on a random music account and will be lauded in the comments by people who have apparently never heard music before

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

>:[

a wikipedia poem on software entropy

counterspell: jar of peanut butter

Set off the metal detector but instead of bringing out a regular sniffer dog it’s a guy in a fursuit and he’s reeeeeally excited

somehow, while waking today, my phone came unlocked and got most of the way through buying a pair of pants before i noticed.

they howl like scared dogs

the hatred in the comments of dash cam videos is unmatched.

beyblade backshots?

the switched to talking loudly about cell service and internet service providers.

after a merciful pause they resumed talking very patronizingly about religion with each other.

they are the only ones talking on the entire carriage.

currently listening to an irate italian grandma rant to her friends about trip planning while i take the scotrail from inverness to aviemore

the way she put peanut butter on it got me barkin like a dog 😳😳🐶🐶

you could edit them saying this into the movies and it fit in perfectly

Rip Barty Crouch jr and Sirius Black, you would have loved yelling chicken jockey