I’m The Workedshop. Straight Up “torquing It”. And But “it”, Haha Well. Let’s Justr Say.

this post feels innovative

Yeah I'm a bit of a girlboss. A bit of a girlruler. Kind of a girldictator. Sort of a girlwarcriminal. I'm dropping girlbombs

the devil came back from georgia and decided to try his luck with detroit.

my current appartment looks a lot like this

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke

she brush on my Z till i’m textured

if you were a real pick-me girl you wouldn’t vote

adderall is the thinking man’s ozempic

adblockers are major source of habitat destruction and are threading the of local population of horny local milfs

undortunately, spock might actually be a little cringe :(

I met Spock and he thought I was cringe. :’(((

martin luther king be like:

i have a dream. and you were there i think. but i don’t remember what we were doing 🥺🥺

being horny on main leads to horny jail

being romantic on main deserves real life prison