Waking Up At 7 Am For My Hour And A Half Commute To Spiritual Enlightenment :(((

dick cheney commander deck when

me when i’m playing minecraft: you know i’m cubin’

this would be a significant breakthrough in printer design imo

i think we can all agree it's a bit of a missed opportunity electronics don't have a "milk socket" you could plug some sort of milk battery into, which would slowly disperse milk into the body of the machine, possibly ruining it.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. The silence is deafening.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require you to create an account on the company website. You leave a trail of ghost accounts that will be used once and never again. You never receive a response.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but it's so rare for you to receive any response that you forget to check the website and you miss the time.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers an interview, but you don't know the magic words that signal to the esoteric mind of an interviewer that you're fit for the job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer e-mails you saying that 'unfortunately, you do not have the qualifications we are looking for'. You check the job again and see you applied to be a menial labourer.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. Half of them require a car. No one stops to ask how you're supposed to afford one with no job.

You apply for 20 jobs on Indeed. One employer offers a job. The commute makes you want to die in your sleep.

You call the HR manager for the workplace in hopes of arranging an interview more directly. They don't even have an answering machine.

Employers complain that no one wants to work anymore.

trying not to ask the soldiers in uniform in the in-n-out if they play war thunder

i’m in the parking lot, going band for band with applebees

i’m the laboratory. straight up “doing it”. and but “it”, haha well. let’s justr say. my experiments.

also i just found the snooze button for live (u can see it unintentionally turned off in the second screencap) and why tf doesn’t it work?

oh there was an update?

that’s pretty neat. what else?

>:[

living in suburbs is really killing my urban coffee aesthetic. how tf am i supposed to wake up and walk to a coffee shop when the nearest one is like 10 mins by car and the nearest pretty one is 30???

i gotta move