Joosiebamboosie - Girl In The Cat Ears Hit Me With That ":3"

oh.. this writer snapped

👆 big brain thinking right there

Hey. You. Horny trans person on the internet.

You're given the option between these two superpowers.

Well I think most folks got drafted (especially black and/or poor folks) and were torn out of their youth and thrown into a war they didn't really want so... I think it's ok to shed a tear and spend a minute thinking about the poor pigs that were sent into a grinder not of their own making..

But I'm not big on the Vietnam War, my thing is ancient Roman fishponds.

"This memorial day we remember our Vietnam veterans" alright. That's a fucking participation trophy.

hey. sorry for calling you "my subject" at your family dinner. i'm not sure if i meant it in a princess way or a scientist way but either way it was definitely a sex thing for me

Damn... devastating..

"would you love me if i was a worm?" yes of course

"would you still love me if i was a car guy?" HELL TO THE NAW TO THE FUCK TO THE NO

Original comic by Rasenth

are they really your mutual / friend if you don’t get them flustered and wanna kiss them?

Excuses, excuses!

How dare there aren't an cute girls cuddling with me in my bed rn, playing with my sensitive body, kissing me, squishing all the right spots..

This is utterly criminal. Transphobic even.

Nya~

Reblog this to place a small flower in the hair of prev, and that you're very proud of them

This is fucking hilarious

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee